《In Review》The Slow Job
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(chorus)
1500 miles east of L.A. about the same from Jersey
Everything is a sin or a crime there
Death where's your mercy
(verse)
Death replied "I'm done with your case, you're dead in Kansas and nothing rhymes with that word except Kan kiss my ass"
(chorus)
1500 miles east of L.A. about the same from Jersey
Everything is a sin or a crime there
Death where's your mercy
(verse)
Thought I needed to slow down, fast life, big city
I didn't know what slow was till Baldwin City
There is a law that you pray daily, they watch you do it
It's too late, slow plan went bad, I really blew it
(chorus)
1500 miles east of L.A. about the same from Jersey
Everything is a sin or a crime there
Death where's your mercy
(verse)
Can't wait to die again in my big city
Sin all I want, finally
No one cares there but nothings a pity
If you want to know what it was like back there in Kansas, lots of nothing I need, no fun, just taxes
Everything's a sin or a crime there, don't know what relax is
I ask you again, Death, where's your mercy
1500 miles east of L.A. about the same from Jersey
1500 miles east of L.A. about the same from Jersey
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