Sorry to tell you about this, Mr. Thump, but we've discovered "Mumbo Jumbo" in your test results.

What?

Mubo who?

"Mumbo Jumbo" new on the pandemic hit parade.

"Preis....Mumbois...

.Posterous" this makes it very complicated and very expensive to cure.

Part two of this virus is Jumbo.

Jumbo: "Pileif....Jumboif...

Shitif" makes taste and smell foul and spreads quite easily when in contact with anything expensive to replace or.......just people.

Most vaccines will, of course, be acquired like tickets outside an N.F.L. stadium, no problem there.

But, I know a guy....and my brother-in-law knows where there's extra vaccine, maybe.

I asked my doctor about this "Mumbo Jumbo" stuff and he, of course, knew all about "Mumbo Jumbo".

So, my doctor, both news channels, scientist from that "Alpabet Disease Place", my aunt and uncle from Splitrail, KY, know more about it, they say, than anybody else.

That's comforting!

No matter how "newsy" a thing becomes, it seems no one can agree about Mumbo Jumbo.....some things never change.