《In Review》Obscure Musings #1
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"LOS PLACEBOS" is a Mexican-American cover band.
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If it ain't broken, just wait!
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Like a one-eyed cat watching two rat holes.
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My struggle with indifference has reached a point where I really just don't care anymore!
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No one really wanted to hear what I had to say, so I just wrote it.
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What me worry?
Weather, I don't worry about.
Worry, is for a "whether or not".
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Excuse my language.
No apologies for my accuracy.
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If Kleenex were ever to sponsor a TV series, it would probably be a real tear jerker.
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Time is always running out of something.
Not toilet paper, or bread, or milk, or beer.
I got all that in time for the rocket trip to Mars.
Time is running out of earth!
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Floss everyday.
Toothpicks are for olives.
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Live is a death defying adventure.
So, tool up!
Don't waste shelf life.
If you're not living on the edge, you are just taking up space.
When I was younger I had inertia.
Now it seems like I have more that hurts ya.
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You know the town is small when third street is also the city limits.
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In a small town, if you do something perfectly once. That will be enough for you to be known as the person that did something perfectly, but only once.
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