Scotch, moonshine and bourbon built America.

Ideals without actions can't hang a picture on the wall, much less overcome a problem.

And you can't pray to a father that expects more of you than his constant intervention.

What do fathers do but prepare you to leave!

Get a life!

Pay your bills!

Do your own laundry! Moms are busy enough pretending you're perfect.

Fathers, not so much.

How do you make "people" if they're the only thing that doesn't grow in mommy's garden.

Chic ear buds, everythinger phones, and boopity-beep picture boxes are not always good building blocks.

Pacifiers maybe.

Things need fixed.

Some think we have grown beyond all those old, simple things.

These people don't appreciate the skills needed to build the current, tired infrastructure that support the benefits they have been given by short-sighted parenting.

If you make it too easy, it may all go away too easily!

Goodbye glory.

Too bad, true story.