《In Review》My New Roommate (A Song)
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She dresses well and always smells so nice.
Although she left a light on once or twice.
Breakfast dishes always cleared and cleaned.
She wears my shirt, what visions I've seen.
Her car doesn't leak oil on the driveway.
Her laundry still smells good the next day.
Her friends from school never wreck the house.
When she sleeps she's quiet as a mouse.
(Chorus)
I love you, I need you, and not just for a date.
I mean it, I'm asking you right now, will you be my roommate?
Say "Yes", please don't hesitate.
Everyday could be like a date.
(End chorus)
No questions, promises, or vow.
I want you for my roommate right now.
You need no deposit, contract or lease.
In time my paycheck will increase.
I just had a thought, you'd make a fine spouse.
You make a home from what was just a house.
I told my friend, "Plans will change today.".
He said, "Fine, goin to Vegas anyway.".
It's time for a wife a roommate won't do.
You'll be my new roommate and a new wife too.
Say "Yes", please don't hesitate.
"Please marry me! I just can't wait."
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