《In Review》Unfiltered Boomer Rants
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We hear it all the time.
"Boy I'll tell ya how it used to be around here. By golly....." yada da, yada da, yada da. Oh man! Whew!
If this has happened to you, tell an adult person not retired yet, all about your experience for support with this issue. Always watch out for this around you. It has been found to be present even the best of families.
No cure, as yet, has been agreed on. Many families have used different approaches to this aliment that's now been given the name "Boomerants".
This condition has been located in churchs, retirement communities, family reunions and other family gatherings, malls, airports, grocery stores, and gas stations. There seems to be no escape from exposure. Now, God forbid, it has been found in high government leadership positions! Media has it also, both sides of the truth.
Fortunately, shots are available in most communities. Check your local area for available times, locations, and regulations regarding access and safety.
"Unfiltered Boomerrants" just means "Boomerrants" without the shot or shots required for an individual.
This advisement is for all non-retirement age and over 21 year old victims. Children actually enjoy more about life than us working, struggling adults. They're not immune, their tolerances are much higher. One of God's little protection devices, we think.
For the victims, every experience is personal.
I have had the shot and the booster. I have found that the two shots of tequila helped. A third shot may not be advisable before a period of time has passed. Quarters or Pong may also contribute to its effectiveness. Beer, vodka, gin, and whiskys have been reported as an equally effective remedy. No matter which shot or shots you choose, driving, of course, is ill advised as affects may cause unwanted consequences.
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Shooting pool and playing cards also add additional contributing factors to relief (of course, excluding those players of retirement age).
"It's not a perfect damn world anymore." We all know this from years of exposure to the same "Unfiltered Boomerrants" yada da, yada da, yada da. Oh man! Whew!
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