A No-One's Good Time Drinking Song

(Sung to the tune of Cajun Baby by Hank Williams, Jr.)

Like to thank God and Jesus

Sister Clare and Father Muldoone

My third grade teacher, Miss Pritchard

(Slow staccato) Who taught me to play the bassoon

Mom and Dad and Santa Claus

And several guys from my platoon

Bartender Jim who kept me from

(Slow staccato) Leaving his place to soon

I forget their names but I'd like to

Thank the ones who sang this tune

It's now my anthem, my singings bad

(Slow staccato) But I wanna sing it for you

There's a lot of them good time no-ones

I think a few times I been there

Doin their thing as good as anyone

On the bill-a-fare

All the time I have the time

To be just kinda like me

Rather be sumpin I am

Than sumpin I'm supposed to be

There's a lot of them good time no-ones

They'll always be around that's a fact

Everyone comes from somewhere

(Slow staccato) And some folks ain't goin back

Live it all! Don't think small!

Ya got one life to live

We all know how it works by now

You receive just what you give

Now you know what it's all about

(Slow staccato) You'll receive just what you give