A Message From A Dumbfuck You You May Accidentally Know (Just a facsimile of your regressive nation)

Hi there! It's me first again, ok?

I know it all by heart.

My ways are always the best I thought.

I don't know,

I mean really,

I don't know.

But, I thought that might just arm wrestle ya'll into what it is it should be like, and all that.

Things I don't feel good 'bout.

I don't want to learn 'bout.

So ya'll have to fear my resentment, to ya' know, changes and such.

We come a looong way 'bout, ya' know, 'ceptin others in our world here 'bouts;

open-minded as we have never been.

So, in 'clusion, Mr. President, just a word to ya'll bout' what 'Merica is comin' to be like again.

God Bless 'Merica!

Right is right,

left is 'rong.

Praise The Lord,

and pass the pork rinds, please!