《Make Luv | bxb》Chapter 2 .
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I stare at Choppa as he leans down getting closer to my face.
I smack the shit out of him.
"Nigga don't ever try that shit again I got a boyfriend what the hell is wrong with you?"
I say to Choppa while pushing him off me.
Choppa looks at me and starts laughing
"Bro you need to chill out I was just playing with you, you need to learn how to take a joke." He says while still laughing .
I start shaking my head "don't be playing with me like that." I say
"So is that dark skin nigga who was clapping ya cheeks your boyfriend?" He says while staring at me .
"Yes that's my boyfriend and he actually has a name his name is King." I say
Choppa makes a weird face and looks at me
"Ight listen here lil nigga we gon make some rules since I'm officially ya new roommate, number one you ain't gonna do no gay shit while I'm present in this house take that fruity shit outside, and rule number two you need to get some food in this goddamn house because a nigga like me gots to eat."
Choppa says to me while looking at me and sparking another blunt.
"Boy who the hell do you think you are? Because you ain't my damn daddy.
I don't have to listen to shit you say, imma do what the fuck I want when I want and if anything you can buy your own food.
Also you're only gonna be here temporarily so don't get to comfortable " I say back to him
Choppa looks at me and smirks "I am yo goddamn daddy and you gon do what I say" he says while smirking
As soon as he says that I stand up and walk out his room.
He must lost his goddamn mind. Who the fuck does this boy think he is ? thinking he can come in my house and tell me what to do .
I walk into my personal bathroom that's in my room. Starting the water for my bubble bath and lighting my lavender scented candles. Taking off my red Versace robe as I slowly enter the tub.
As I'm entering the tub from the corner of my eye i see flo and tinashe bussing into the bathroom yelling my name .
" REMII!" they both yell out.
I jump up in shock and look at them like they are crazy , I quickly grab a towel and I cover my dick and ass with it.
"Y'all just almost seen some sausage and buns what the hell are y'all doing here." I say laughing while still covering myself with a towel.
"Boyy you acting like we ain't ever seen that fat ass you got don't try to be shy now"
Tinashe says to me while laughing and fixing her hat .
"Exactly, anyways what you doing tonight ? because fuck your plans you coming with us."
Flo says to me while combing her curly jet black lace wig.
"Y'all know today is my relax day , plus I have plans with King tonight and if I don't go with him he's gonna be mad you already know how he gets , so I don't think I can go out." I say
"Oh my gosh King this King that , his soft ass ain't gonna do shit , you've been spending all year with king, and you haven't spent any time with us , cmon now Remi! We haven't turnt up together all year." Flo says while looking at me
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"She's right! We do need to go out and shake some ass"
Tinashe says while twerking
"Ayyy fuck it up " I say while smacking Tinashe's ass and dancing with her
"Now that I think about it I haven't been out with y'all all year." I say while laughing
"And that's sad" Flo says while grabbing my phone and putting it on do not disturb mode.
"Girl what are you doing?! King could be texting me." I say .
"Fuck King get yo ass dressed and let's go." Flo says
I nod my head and roll my eyes "whatever i guess going out won't hurt a bit."
Tinashe walks over to my closet grabbing my pink velvet jumpsuit and throws it at me .
"Yuhh put that on we all gonna be wearing pink today" Tinashe says while giggling.
I put on the pink velvet jumpsuit and grab my pink and white Jordan 1's shoes sliding them on my feet.
"Poseee bitches" Flo says while pulling out her iPhone XR and taking a mirror selfie with all of us posing .
Tinashe looks at the photo and says "now that's Instagram worthy right there."
I walk out the room with Tinashe and Flo to see Choppa in the living room yelling into his headset while playing fortnite on his PS4.
"YO MY NIGGA YALL GON STOP SHOOTING ME" Choppa yells into his headset .
Flo and Tinashe both look at me
"ohh who is this." Flo says while pointing her finger at Choppa.
"I forgot to tell y'all I got a new rooomate." I say .
Choppa finally notices us and puts his PS4 controller down and looks at tinashe and flo up and down. "Who the hell are y'all? damn y'all bad as hell." He says while looking at them and licking his lips.
"My name is Tinashe" Tinashe says while waving and introducing herself
"And my name is Flo and thank you we know we are some bad bitches." Flo says looking at Choppa up and down
"So where y'all headed to? " Choppa says while examining our outfits
"We going to mind our business!" I say to him
"Damnn so y'all really wasn't gonna invite a nigga with y'all?" Choppa says while getting off the couch and walking towards us .
"Hell naww boy , this just a night with me and my girls see ya! cmon let's go."
I say while turning around to grab Flo and Tinashe quickly walking out the house with them.
"OHH so y'all just gonna leave a nigga here by my lonely oh Ight I see how y'all Cali motha fuckas get down!" Choppa says while yelling out the front door.
I ignore Choppa and hop in the passenger side of my yellow jeep while Tinashe hops in the driver side and Flo hops in the backseat.
Tinashe starts the car and starts driving.
"So let's talk about your new roommate he is cutee as fuck" Tinashe says
"Oh hell naww that nigga is ugly I don't know what you see in him that's cute. He looks discombobulated" I say to her
"Remi you are trippin if he was my roommate I would be on top of that alll night long !"
Flo says while laughing
"Yess and he's a hood nigga, whew chile."
Tinashe says while laughing
I look at them making a stank face "oh my gosh I forgot y'all are some hoes! " I say laughing out loud with them
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"And what about it! Stop acting like you wasn't one back in the day " Tinashe says
Tinashe and Flo have been my best friends ever since we met eachother in middle school, they were the first ones I ever came out to.
I know everything about them and they know me to the tee .
We honestly compliment each other in every single way we are all so different but so alike.
Of course we had falling outs in the past but what friends don't?
Because at the end of the day we stick together like glue and nothing can pull us apart.
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Finally we arrive to our destination.
I step out the jeep and see that we are at a place named
" The Pink Fairy Palace Strip Club".
As we are entering the club I see everyone in the building wearing pink and all the strippers shaking ass.
"Oh yess I feel at home " I say while running up to a stripper smacking her ass
Tinashe orders some extra large bottles of Hennessy for our section and we start to get lit.
"Oh no , y'all know I can't get to drunk" I say to tinashe and flo.
"Boyy fuck that you gon get drunk today."
Flo says while laughing and pulling my head back and pouring Hennessy straight in my mouth.
After a few shots I run to the pole , pushing a stripper off the pole , and start twerking doing my thing on the pole.
Tinashe grabs her phone opening Snapchat and starts recording me dancing on the strip pole.
I start doing tricks on the pole then I suddenly hit a split and everyone in the club starts hyping me up and forming a circle around me.
At this point I'm drunk as fuck and there's no stopping me.
I get up and start grinding on this random guy throwing my ass back on him.
I turn around and look at the guy and see he's a tall white boy with blue eyes. I grab his face and start making out with him.
Tinashe keeps recording me on snap and laughing.
"YESS FUCK IT UP REMII " Flo yells out.
I get off the guy and run back into our section and down some more shots with Tinashe and Flo.
After partying it up , Flo gets on her phone and calls a uber for us and we all walk out the club waiting for the Uber.
"Mann I had so much fun, this was a amazing night for real I haven't had this much fun in a long time."
I say to Tinashe and Flo while wrapping my arms around them both and hugging them tightly
"Oh my god exactly, I missed you guys so much! We need to go out more for real." Tinashe says
Suddenly tears roll down my face and I start sobbing.
" Remi why the fuck are you crying?"
Flo says while looking at me with a concerned look on her face
"Because I just missed you guys so much and this was such a great night and it felt like the good old days." I say while still crying
"Wow Remi you really are a emotional cancer, especially when you are drunk." Flo says while laughing.
Suddenly the Uber arrives and we all get in the backseat
The Uber is playing the song city girls - clout chasin
"OOU this my song"
Tinashe says while singing along with the lyrics and we all join in and start rapping along to the song .
If it's one thing about us , it's that we love the city girls.
The Uber drops Tinashe and Flo off at home which leaves me in the Uber by myself.
The Uber finally arrives at my house and I get out the car paying the Uber man his money.
As I'm walking to my house i unlock my phone and see I have fifty missed calls from King.
"Oh my gosh"
I say to myself while clicking on Kings phone number and pressing the call button waiting for a answer .
He doesn't answer the phone so I leave him a voicemail.
"Heyy hubby I went out with my girls, I'm sorry I didn't tell you anything before I left. Call me back when you get this message."
I say making sure the voicemail sends to his phone.
I grab my keys to unlock the front door but I notice the front door has already been unlocked.
"Choppa dumbass probably left the door unlocked ." I say to myself while entering my home.
As I'm walking up stairs I hold on to the rail for my dear life because at any second I will pass out because I have all this alcohol in my system.
Finally I make it up the stairs and I pass by Choppa's room and I see him spread across his bed with his butt tooted in the air sleeping like a little baby.
I walk to my room opening the door.
I drop my keys as I see king staring at me sitting on my bed.
"Hii King, I didn't know you was coming here ? How did you get in?" I say while walking up to him giving him a hug
As I try to give King a hug he pushes me off him.
"Where were you tonight Remi?!"
He says while getting off the bed and taking steps closer to me.
"I was with Tinashe and Flo, I decided to get out the house for once and a while."
I say while making a stank face
King gets in my face and starts yelling
"Oh , and we had plans tonight but you was too busy KISSING ON OTHER NIGGAS HUH?!" He says
"What do you mean I was kissing on other niggas, King you don't know what you are talking about right now."
I say while looking at him confused
"YO IMMA ASK YOU ONE MORE MOTHER FUCKIN TIME WHY WAS YOU KISSING ON OTHER NIGGAS?!"
King says yelling at the top of his lungs
" what the fuck king I wasn't kissing no other nigga, you are being so delusional right now."
I say while slurring my words
I watch as King opens his phone and goes to snapchat clicking on Tinashe's story , showing me kissing the white boy with blue eyes.
"I don't remember any of that shit at all ." I say while looking at the video in shock .
"OH SO YOU HAVE AMNESIA NOW? LET ME BRING YOUR MEMORY BACK FOR YOU THEN" king yells
As soon as King yells those words he punches me in my face.
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