'Parrot shoon I love you' I yell as I burst into the bedroom but wait-

Parrot shawm is having sex with three girls all at once !

"Wait- babe this isn't what it looks like - I ..."

"Three! I thought I was the one!" Then I stop being angry and join in. The three girls are really nice there's janine, joy and Joyce. There all pregnant too - I wish my baby was parrot Shaun's not human Sean's.

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'Omg you peed yourself!' Joyce said.

'Oh no, I peed myself!' I say.

'Oh no, I peed myself' Shaun parrot repeated.

I was so embarrassed.😱😱😱😨

But then I felt a jiggly feeling in my tummy.

'My water broke!' I shouted

'My water broke' Shaun parrot repeated.

I was going into labour! I should have paid attention in Sex Ed with Shauny but it's hard to concentrate with such a hot teacher🤪🥰😚🤫🤫🤫