《shauny bois back at it again》chapter 3
Shaun cooks me ice cream it's all melts so it dribbles down my face and his shirt (I'm wearing his shirt ;))
"See, I've been thinking, although I've tied your mother up I still kinda like her"
Ummm..... ok
" can I sleep with both of you?"
Ewww no I'm into some weird stuff but not that!
"No not at the same time (but I am open to that if you change your mind 😉) - separately?"
I start to cry - now my ice cream is really wet. Now I'm mad!
I Yell at him till he leaves running out the house in his boxers.
Now I'm horny!
No! Now I'm hungry!
What is going on!
I take out a pregnancy tester from the box of pregnancy testers in the sitting room.
I pee right there and then!
I wait
Positive!
I run downstairs untie my mum an£ tell her she's so happy
"I'm so happy - I'm gonna be a grandmother!,!"
Do I tell Shaun?
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I charge upstairs and see Shaun filming a free science lesson video.
'I got pregnant from your erect nipple' I scream.
'Good boy' Shaun says. He sounds different through?
But he seems happy so we have full unprotected anal sex because I'm pregnant anyway
My anus prolapsed 8 times!! It was fully hanging out so I had to stuff it back in after. Hopefully I got the right hole!
Suddenly, Shaun Donnelly bursts in.
If that's Shaun, then who did I have sex with??!!
'What are you doing with my pet parrot who looks suspiciously like me?!!'
OH NO!!
I had sex with Shaun's parrot!!
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I..I.. I don't know what to say to feel, it felt so good but the horror of it all is all I can think of. I run to my room and lock it. I was so confused, who has a pet parrot that looks exact like them🤯. I never do know what's going on in that big sexy brain of his 🧐🧐🤓🤭🤭.
I go to sleep and hope that this is all just a bad dream!
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I walk into school, and check my time table. UGH today of all days it had to be science. I creep into the lesson, head hung low, and slink into my seat next to JC ugh this couldn't get any worse! Shauny walks in, ugh he looks perfect but I still don't feel comfortable WHO TF HAS A PARROT THAT LOOKS LIKE THEMSELF!!! We link eyes and he winks at me😏, he continues his lesson on the male reproductive organs ;)
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Half way through the lesson, I look at James and then start crying
'Omg babes wtf is wrong tell me e v e r y th ing'
I look at his betrayerous eyes and suddenly what he did doesn't seem so bad, I did the same after all
I start weeping
'OmG jAmes basically I did it with Shaun but not really because it was his parrot who tbh does it better and I oop-'
I cut off as I realise the truth. Shawn's parrot lookalike gave better sex c times than Shawn!! WTF
I stand up. Everyone in the class looks at me, James winks and says
'Go get it girl'
I run out to pronounce my love to my feathery friend🧡💛💚💙💕❣️💘💖💗💓💞💝❤️
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