We walked into assembly, this was my first day at my new school and I was SOOOOOO nervous. GCSEs are so difficult, why did I choose triple science? 😭😭 I wish there was some way that I could pass without crying!!! It's kind of funny because in the end I did cry, but in a different way ;;;)))))) 🍆🍆

I made a new friend almost immediately, 'I'm James Charles', he said flamboyantly, 'But not the YouTube sensation- I definitely don't like straight boys', he wraps his arms around my legs and we're BESTIES straight away 🤩🤪- I think I'm going to like it here. Our form teacher ushers us into assembly, we sit down and start giggling like crazy about someone's new shoes. I scan the room to check out my new teachers for any possible hunks- I'm not left disappointed...

And then I👀 him,,.,,.. the mOSt beautiful man.

I'm flabbergasted.......

In awe.....

Wow - love it...

It's him..

My love...

Shaun Donnelly....

🥰😍❤️💕🧡💛💚💙💕❣️💔🖤💜💞💓💗💖💘💝

I'm struggling to concentrate, I can't believe it's really him. He's the only reason I enjoy science anymore. I look across at James Charles, he's drooling. OMG JAMES WHY ARE YOU DROOLING??!!!!🤯😰😨🥵😳😥😓😱

Slurp slurp shauny he says I cringe but inside I agree 🤢🤕👹🤢🤮🤮🤮

"What does he teach?l I ask

Sciences- I love a smart man

He's not gay so he's mine

You don't know anything

A girl behinds us interrupts - "are you guys talking about Mr Donnelly? He's married"

"So" we both say in unisons

"OMG were so in sync £p- but he's still one"

"We'll see"

We don't talk for the rest of assembly - JC is now my arch enemy !!👺👺👺👺👹👹

After assembly, I look at my timetable. SCIENCE IS MY FIST LESSON!! I am so excited!

I walk into my lesson and Mr Donnelly is flexing on his desk. Omg his muscles are so small 🤩🤤🤤🤤

I drool all over my desk.

The girl next to me asks if I am ok.

I slurp up all the saliva on the desk, with a paper straw because I care about the environment, before anyone notices and calls the school nurse.

Hopefully no one spilt acid on my desk!🤢🤪🤪

My future husband Shaun says 'welcome to GCSE biology. Today we will learn about reproduction ' *wink*

I orgasm then and there.

One of the boys says that's not on the biology syllabus.

NO! How dare he insult Shaun, he is all knowing.

I am ready to shove a Bunsen burner up that boy's ass and turn it onto a roaring flame. 😤😤🔥🔥🔥

but Mr Donnelly just keeps on flexing seductively.

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The bell rings, time 4 break. I whip out my minion packed lunch and take out a pot of ice cream 🍦👅. Shauny walks up to me- 'OMG that ice cream smells so good 😍,, what flavour is it?' I'm so shook, he actually spoke to me😱😱 my heart rumbles and my fanny flutters. 'Um, yea lol thanks, it's Banana and ore-

He cuts me off

'Banana and Oreo? OMGGGG I LOVE BANANA AND OREO'

I'm officially shooketh,

'You love it too??'

Omfg I thought I was the only one🙀🙀

He looks at the ice cream and then stares me directly in the eyes

'May I?'

I nod and he bends his fine butt down and licks the top of the banana flavour. As he licks it a little bit of drool fools down his cheek. I look up and wipe it slowly off,

'Cheeky monkey👅👀💋😘😜🤩'

Then, fricking JC (MY RIVAL ENEMY) walks in, Shaun looks at me and walks out

URGH JAMES WHAT THE FREAK