"So, y/n, tell me about your time with your soulmates. Did you see any of their dicks? Are they big?" Haru asked, wiggling his eyebrows as the two of you walked to the cafe.

"Haru, I swear to God!" "What? Can't a boy get some info?" He asked, and you shook your head, sending him a playful glare. "This is my soulmates we're talking about. There's no way I'm talking about their dicks with you! I haven't even seen them," you exclaimed.

"How, I mean, I'm your best friend! We're supposed to be telling each other everything!" "I think anything has a limit to it. Would you tell me about your soulmate's dick?"

"Yeah! You know I tell you everything that happens in my life!" "I feel sorry for whoever's going to be your soulmate," you grumble.

"You're just mad this fine ass isn't yours." "No, I'm ecstatic that it isn't!"

"Okay, but for real, how are things going with them?" "Good. I'm glad I decided to interact with Namjoon and Hoseok. Spending time with all seven of them is lovely."

"I honestly thought that things would be a little awkward, and they'd have to adjust the way things worked around their apartment, but to my surprise, everything moved so smoothly, and I fit right in. And uh, I'm their girlfriend now," you told him, causing Haru to squeal.

"OMG! So now they're not just your soulmates but your boyfriends? How did they confess? Did they tell you they loved you?"

"Oh, uh, Yoongi just told me I was his girlfriend while we were cuddling and eating pizza. And if I'm Yoongi's girlfriend, that automatically makes me theirs as well. Also, no, they didn't say I love you. To be honest, I think it's a bit too early to say I love them. I definitely feel attracted to them, and I confessed that I like liked them."

You didn't want your feelings to be determined by the pull you were feeling. You liked the boys a lot, but you weren't sure if you could say you loved them. It's only been a couple of weeks since you first met Jungkook, and yesterday was the first time you were with them as a whole.

And you were glad that the boys seemed to think the same. The day you had spent time with Namjoon, and Jin called, he told Namjoon he loved him but didn't say that he loved you too. Anyone would think that it's a bit mean of him to not say he loved you too. But looking at the situation, it made perfect sense.

You were just glad that everyone was moving at a reasonable pace.

"Okay, but when are you dropping formalities with them? You're their girlfriend, and you're still addressing them by their first names. Come on, y/n! I'm okay with not having a nickname, but they're your soulmates!"

"I've never been good with nicknames, Haru. And I can't even give you one! Like, your name is already short. Should I start saying: 'what's up, Har?' or 'how're you doing, Ru?' like come on Haru," you whined.

"Yeah, that's why I'm okay with you just calling me Haru. But you know, nicknames don't need to be shorter versions of the person's name. It could literally be made up with something that associates or reminds you of the person."

"Also, didn't Jimin tell you to just call him Minnie?" He asked, and you let out a sigh before nodding. "Yeah, but I've always just been used to addressing people with their names. I've never really used nicknames..."

Haru shook his head and placed his hand arm on your shoulder. "It's okay. I guess you don't have to give them nicknames now. You'll move at your own pace, and the nicknames will easily roll off your tongue eventually," you only hummed in response.

"Let's stop talking about my soulmates and focus on getting you those books, yea? Seungmin's cafe is right there," you said, pointing at the book cafe in the distance.

"Oh, I forgot I'm being forced to open a book and read." "You're always reading from your textbooks, Haru. Plus, reading is not bad. You just need to find a genre you like."

"Our textbooks are digital, my love. The books I'm supposed to read aren't. I haven't touched a hard copy book in years, y/n! I don't like the sound of pages flipping or the way they feel on my fingertips."

"You sound like you have a phobia of books. Stop being dramatic. You read a ton of gossip magazines, and the ones you read are all hard copies."

"The paper feels different," he justified, and you rolled your eyes. "Yeah, yeah, Just say you don't like reading things that will expand your knowledge on things other than celebrity drama. Sometimes I forget you're majoring in Criminology."

Haru huffed, sending you a glare, but you paid no attention to him. You opened the door and walked in, inhaling the wonderful smell of coffee and new books.

"Oh my gosh, it smells like nerd in here," Haru mumbled, looking around the cafe. "But at least this place looks nice. Other than the books here, I can see why you come here so often."

"Yeah. It's always nice to read a good romance book while drinking a cup of tea or coffee, surrounded by people who enjoy similar things to you. This place is also so calming. Studying here made my exams feel less stressful," you said, giving your friend a smile.

"I'm glad you like this place, y/n," you turned to see Seungmin making his way out of the back. "Seungmin!"

The male made his way around the counter to properly greet you. "Hey, y/n," he said, giving you a side hug. "I see you've bought a new face! I think I'm going to be seeing a lot of new faces coming in with you now."

He chuckled, and you shrugged. "Maybe, but I'm not confirming anything." "Is this one of your soulmates?" Seungmin asked, and both you and Haru were quick to say no.

"No, this Haru, my best friend." "Yeah, I like dick, anyway." Seungmin let out a laugh before extending his hand.

"You're funny. Let me introduce myself. I'm Kang Seungmin, the owner of Seung's Paradise." "And, I'm Hwang Haru, y/n's gay best friend." Haru took Seungmin's about to shake it, but he froze.

"So this is what it feels like to meet your soulmate... holy shit."

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: i was so shocked that someone was able to guess seungmin was haru's soulmate the second i introduced his character. like come on guys, why do you have to be so smart :(