《Rick and Morty x Reader Oneshots》After The Party (Rick x Reader) [LEMON]
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I woke up sprawled out on my neighbor's couch with a pounding headache.
"Aw, f-fuck..."
I groaned and held my head, rolling lazily off the couch. The house was trashed. Red plastic cups were strewn over the floor, and a few glass bottles joined them. Food scraps and cigarette butts mingled together. I pulled myself up off the floor and stumbled into the kitchen to get a glass of water from the faucet. I knocked it back quickly and felt a little bit better. It seemed like no one else was up, or even better, Morty's parents weren't home just yet. I waded through the garbage in the living room and made it out through the door and to my car. I popped the trunk and found my overnight bag. I picked out a towel and some fresh clothes. I went back into the house and knocked on Morty's bedroom door. A few minutes later, he answered. I smirked when I noticed he wore only his shorts.
"H-hey, Morty, can I use your shower?"
I asked him. He shook his head.
"S-sorry, (Y/N), m-m-my girlfriend is already in th-there."
I giggled at him.
"Since when did you have a girlfriend?"
"S-since last night."
He said proudly. I giggled harder.
"Go get some!"
I put my hand on his shoulder and shook him. His face turned beet red.
"Well, I'mma check the main bathroom. See ya."
I said and walked off towards said bathroom. I jiggled the door knob, smiling as I noticed it was unlocked. The one thing I needed so badly was a shower. I let myself into the bathroom, turning around to close the door and lock it. I heard the water already running in the shower.
"Hm, that's weird..."
I mumbled to myself.
"Wh-what's weird?"
A familiar voice questioned. Rick. I jumped, dropping my clothes and towel. I hurried to pick up my stuff and leave.
"I-I-I'm so sorry, I'll l-leave right n-now-"
My cheeks were burning as I fumbled with the door knob.
"H-hey, don't 'eugh' leave, baby."
He grabbed my arm just as I was about to walk out. He didn't even get into the shower yet. I dropped my stuff once again and couldn't help looking him over. He was left in only his boxers. I blushed even harder than I was before.
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"Uh..."
I was completely speechless. He smirked.
"The both of 'eugh' us can take a shower a-at the same time, y'know."
He said. I stared into his eyes for a good moment, trying to see if he was being serious. He nodded at me. I shut and locked the door behind us and lowered my gaze to the floor, too nervous to do anything.
"C'mon, don't be shy. I-It's just me."
He said and tipped my chin up to look at him. I was a blushing mess. He leaned in and kissed me on the lips. I gasped into the kiss. He saw the opportunity and slipped his tongue inside my mouth, deepening the kiss. I closed my eyes and ran my fingers through his hair as his hands went down to my lower back. He stuck his hands in my back pockets and pulled my closer. After a few more seconds of the deep, lingering kiss he pulled away, panting for air. My lungs were burning.
"D-do you really w-want me to do this?"
I questioned him. He nodded eagerly.
(LEMON WARNING! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!)
"I've wanted it for a long time, baby~"
He purred in my ear, making me shiver. I started taking off my long-sleeved shirt, but he stopped me mid-way. He pulled it off the rest of the way himself, then stripped my t-shirt off. I shivered harder as he stared at my bra.
"You're so beautiful, sweetheart~"
He said as a small smile was on his face. I nervously looked away. He messed with my bra, trying to get it off me, but to no avail.
"Dammit, how do you get this thing off..."
He mumbled under his breath. I giggled a little bit and guided his hands to my back to unhook it. His cheeks turned a bit pink as he stared at my bare chest. He ran his hands along my sides, up and down, feeling me out. I squeaked quietly.
"I love you so much~"
He whispered, getting down on his knees and going to work on taking my jeans and underwear off. I stepped out of them both and blushed even harder, if it was possible.
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"Mmm, you're so pretty, sweetie~"
He said as he kissed my upper thighs. I shuddered and tangled my fingers in his hair, biting down on my lip.
"Hm, s-still not gonna make a sound, huh~?"
He smirked and stood up. My eyes widened when he took his boxers off. His cock was huge, and I could tell he was turned on.
"Like what you see~?"
He teased. I nodded slowly.
"Y-yeah..."
I whispered.
"Good, now c-c'mon."
He said, grabbing my wrist and taking me to the shower with him. I stumbled along, letting the warm water drip over my body. He smirked at me.
"I'm gonna make you feel so good~"
He whispered in my ear. I trembled as he leaned down and trailed kisses up and down my neck. When he got a sweet spot, I whimpered quietly, holding his head right there.
"Someone likes that~"
He mumbled against my skin and continued to kiss and lick at my neck. I gasped when he nibbled it. He pulled away with a huge grin. I realized that I was soaking wet, and it wasn't because of the water.
"R-Rick... I've never done th-this before..."
I said. He laughed and put his hand on my hip.
"Don't w-worry, sweetheart. We'll take it nice and slow~"
He promised. He backed me up against the wall and slipped his fingers down there, rubbing me softly. I sank my teeth into my bottom lip rather roughly at his teasing. He slowly stuck a finger in my entrance, making me arch my back as he continued to rub me. I moaned softly.
"That's enough teasing for you~"
He took his fingers away and lined himself up at my entrance. I calmed down for a few seconds, making sure I wasn't all tensed up, and sighed. As soon as I nodded to him, he slipped in, letting out a grunt of pleasure. I yelped in pain and shut my eyes tightly. I never knew it would hurt this bad.
"Hey, baby girl, i-it's okay. I'm here, I'm right here for you."
He continued to whisper sweet nothings in my ear until I finally got over the pain.
"Y-you can move now~"
I purred at him. He grinned and started off really slow, getting me used to the feeling.
"Mmmm~"
I sighed in pleasure.
"Hm, y-you like that, sweetie~?"
He teased and started going a little faster. My moans answered his question rather quickly.
"F-fuck, you're so p-pretty~"
He panted out, picking up his pace. I reached out and grabbed his shoulders, digging my nails in gently as I moaned.
"R-Rick, faster~"
I ordered him.
"My pleasure~"
He grabbed my hips and thrusted into me much faster. I dug my nails in to his shoulders way harder as I arched my back.
"F-fuck, Rick~"
I moaned his name.
"Good girl~"
He smirked at me. I bit my lip but it didn't help stifle any moans. I could tell he was getting close.
"R-Rick~"
I moaned again. My thighs were quivering as he thrusted as fast and hard as he could. I was almost screaming with pleasure at that point.
"Aw, f-f-fuck, (Y/N)~!"
He moaned out and held on to my hips harder. I felt my stomach twist into knots as I got closer. He started hitting a sweet spot.
"Oh my god, R-Rick~! F-fuck~!"
I screamed out. I could barely speak between my moaning. I could tell he was in a similar state.
"I-I'm gonna-"
He moaned out. We both moaned in unison and came, with him still sloppily thrusting. I buried my face in his neck and moaned uncontrollably. After a few minutes, he pulled out of me and lay down on the bottom of the tub. Luckily, there was enough room for me to squeeze beside him.
"D-damn, Rick. You were so good~"
I panted out. He laughed.
"So were you, sweetie~"
I reached out and held his hand.
"I love you, Rick..."
I mumbled and nuzzled his shoulder. He sighed contently.
"I love you too, (Y/N)~"
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