Since there's no fucking bathroom inside of the venue, I legit had to go outside and pee. I'm serious, that wedding venue has no fucking bathroom.

It was getting a little bit late out so it was dark, and I was kinda scared to go outside, I was gonna ask Stokeley to go with me but that's fucking gay.

I had to leave out the front door and loop around to the back of the building, which was crowded with overgrown grass, bugs, webs and nasty shit. Just..Florida.

I made it to a spot that that so bad, I guess. Since the exchanging of vows earlier between Michael and Valerie, I haven't seen Valerie since. That was at least an hour ago, it don't take that long to change into a dress that allows her more mobility, if that's what she's doing.

Just as I was about to unzip my pants I hear rustling not too far away from me, followed by grunting and moaning. "They're getting it. Lucky bitches." I thought. Would be nice to get some dick right now but you know, I was there just to take a fat piss and go on my merry way.

If you think I was going to investigate instead of going back into the reception, you thought absolutely correct. I'm sorry, but curiosity got the best of me.

I followed the noise and I couldn't really see past all the grass, trees and leaves but I could see enough. There was a a single tree just stood right there, I used it as a cover so whoever was doing the nasty could not see me eavesdropping. What if it's Kim and Jarad, bro? What if it's Omar and Gazzy? Scarred. But some of the moaning seemed to sound like a girl, so I doubt it.

Shit, I feel like a creep just peeking at two people having sexy like Jahseh, do you know privacy?

I peeked around the tree and looked around. I could hear the noise but I couldn't spot where it came from and I knew if I got any closer, it would disturb. Something moving finally caught my eye. Two people fucking. Okay, my investigative work is over I can go back into the reception. I turned to leave back into the banquet hall.

"This dick is better than what Michael's ever given you, huh?" I heard.

Hold the fuck up.

"Yes, way better." The mistress moaned in response. I think you know WHO this mistress is.

Yo, I just walked in on a bride CHEATING on her HUSBAND at the ACTUAL WEDDING. Look, I'm reckless but I'm never going to be at a point where I'm that reckless. It's been less than a day and she's already went against her vows. I couldn't help but feel overcome with guilt and sadness for Michael. He Michael doesn't deserve this.

"That's why I haven't seen her in a while." I whispered to myself. "Better save this for when I expose this gardening tool." I said pulling out my phone and opening the camera app.

I took a snapshot but my camera shutters had gone off and made a loud *click* sound following with the flash. Without even looking back, I ran throw the meadow of overgrown grass, webs, bugs and leaves all the way back to the entrance of the hall, almost barging in.

I tried to look as casual as I could but I was covered in grass and was panting from the half minute sprint I did from outside to here. I checked my phone, since I didn't have time and my dumbass had drawn attention to myself, I didn't see how the picture looked. I scrolled past all the pictures I had in my camera roll and finally got to the photo I took. This man was behind Valerie, i still didn't know who it was, and she was looking directly at the camera.

"Jahseh" I heard suddenly, making me jump. "Did I scare you?" I turned around to see Michael.

"No, you just made me lose my train of thought." I said putting my phone away quickly.

"What're you doing on your phone?"

"Oh just taking pictures, keeping a memory on how great this wedding looks." I lied. "I can see you guys spent time putting it together."

"All the credit goes to my mom and dad, she spent the most money, I appreciate them for that. I haven't seen my dad and Valerie in a while but J don't know. Anyway, how are you and the guys enjoying the reception?"

Wait.

"It's great. I had to you know.. pee. Outside."

"Oh yeah, I'm so sorry about that. I still don't know why my parents got this place and then there's not a fucking bathroom." He explained.

Shit, should I tell him?

"Anyway, I'm gonna go find Valerie. Catch you later." Michael says waving at me and walking off. Who gon tell him? You? Cuz it ain't gonna be me.

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About an hour went by, and it was sometime around 11 last time I checked, I don't know. My phone was dying and I wanted to preserve energy, and I couldn't play on Stokeley's phone because it was also dying. Plus that nigga stuffing his face with all the food they have. Michael and Valerie had their first dance or whatever, and I can't get the image out my head of Valerie cheating on Michael. I'm glad I'm gay, because these hoes are most definitely not loyal.

"Jahseh." I heard Valerie call from behind me. I turned around and raised my eyebrows in response. She gestures me to come to her. I slightly roll my eyes and get up to go over to her.

"What do you want, thotiana?" I said.

"Would it kill you if you were nice for once?" She asked.

"Instantly."

"Whatever." she says, "Listen, I see the way you're looking at Michael, just know that he's mine forever now."

"The way I look at him? What are you talking about?" I asked, confused.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about. If you try anything, there's going to be a huge problem." She explains.

que?

"Bitch, you're defending him like you actually love him, meanwhile you were fucking his dad in the bac-" She quickly covers my mouth with her hand, muffling the words coming out of my mouth.

"Shut your mouth, nigga that's not true, you can't prove anything." She says moving away her hand.

"I have receipts, I don't have to really prove anything. You're looking directly at the camera." I said.

She sighs deeply, "Jahseh, please. This is the only day where I actually get to love someone, and be with only that someone. Are you seriously going to do that to me?"

"Well..people that love only person doesn't cheat on them on their wedding day so yeah, I'd seriously do that."

"Oh shut up." She says soon after, turning to walk away, "Delete that picture." She says then walking off.

"Delete that picture." I said, mocking her.

"So ladies and gentlemen, at this time you can bring your loved one or significant other on the dance floor for a little slow dance." The DJ says, almost immediately people pile onto the floor. With some of our friends going as well.

"Jahseh, you want to dance?" Stokeley asks me.

"Nah, dancing isn't really my thing."

"Oh shut the fuck up and come dance with me." He says basically dragging me over to the dance floor, finding an empty enough space for us.

They play the first slow song, dimming the lights and making it calmer than it was before.

"So how are you enjoying the wedding? Or should I say, our date?" I asked Stokeley.

"It's better than nothing, i've found some fun in being here. What about you?"

"I seen shit."

"Like...?"

"Valerie was cheating on Michael earlier when I went to use the bathroom, I took a picture and ran back here." I explained.

His eyes widened, "Poor Michael, he doesn't deserve that.." he said. "You should airdrop that shit to everyone."

"I couldn't do that, that's mean. Plus, she pulled me aside not too long ago, on some 'Me staring at Michael' shit. Which was absolutely not true, unlike her, I have eyes for one person not every guy I see."

"Well, I'm lucky to have you." He says, pulling me by the waist, closer to him.

"As am I." I said softly. I rested my head on his shoulder as we rocked back and forth to the music.

This night has been more or less of what I thought it was gonna be. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, I found something to like about this night and two people are "happy" married. Even though one was being unfaithful and all. I know it's not anything like a fancy restaurant or a fun date like Stokeley probably expected, but I'm glad he somewhat enjoyed what tonight had to offer for the both of us.

He gave small kisses on my neck while rubbing my back in circles, I laughed a little, "What are you doing, Stoke?"

"Happy birthday." He replied softly. I pulled out my phone which was going to die any second now and checked the time. It was 12 on the dot. 1/23. I had completely forgotten about my own birthday.

I went into my camera roll and clicked on the picture that I had taken of Valerie cheating earlier. I looked at Michael and Valerie, who stood out amongst everyone else in the crowd.

"Not like anyone's going to be surprised anyway, her pussy is a open 25/8." I thought.

I airdropped the photo to all the phones near me. My phone had finally died soon after. I just to be messy, it's my birthday so I don't care about the outcome of anything anyway.

"I love you, Jahseh." Stokeley says to me. The first time I heard Stokeley tell me this. He's the only one I've experienced real love with in a very long time.

"I love you too, Stokeley."

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