《JAHS/ELEY》Chapter 51: Gettin' Money Nigga That My Main Focus
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"So you mean to tell me, you KISSED KIM? DON'T YOU HATE HIM?" Stokeley says.
"I never hated him."
"Well it seemed like you did when both of you guys would always go at it."
"Who being gay over here?" Dex says.
"Jared made out with Kim."
"Who made out with Kim?" Royce says jumping into the conversation.
"Bro, shut the fuck up, the whole bar finna know." I said.
"It's not like we're not all gonna know you made out with Kim eventually." Stokeley says.
"Oh! KimPossible Kim? Ain't that nigga straight?" Jordan asks.
"He was over here getting eaten out by Tay-K in jail, he's a fruity little lad." Stokeley replies.
"So when you guys said you guys were going to 'hang out' y'all was really over here kissin and shit?" Stokeley says.
"Well..that wasn't the plan.." I replied
"Thank God it happened, I was starting to think I was weird for thinking you and Kim a couple." Dex says. They all laugh and I rolled my eyes,
"Have you talked to him at all?" Jordan says.
"I went to where he worked at the little psychic place and we talked."
"Oh shit, Dimitri owns a psychic place? There was a woman named Hermione there right?" Jordan says.
"I don't know her name, it was a woman though." I replied.
"Nah, I told Dimitri to stop buying stores when one of his stores is shit. He own a psychic place and a shit bar. At least the psychic place has an ACTUAL psychic." Dex says.
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"Dimitri!" Dex yells.
"What?" Dimitri says coming from the back.
"Why did you buy that psychic place? Didn't I tell you you was finna fo bankrupt if neither of them make money." Dex says.
Dimitri shrugged, "You only live once."
"Yeah, but ain't no one wanna spend the one life they have on the street asking for money on the streets of Miami." Dex explains
"Yeah, Florida is crazy, ain't no one here hasn't done fuck shit." Stokeley adds.
"Guys, relax. Kim told me that one day it will all be fine." Dimitri says going back to what he was doing.
"Bro! You need to stop investing into businesses you have no experience with! And why haven't you paid me yet." Dex says following Dimitri.
"What did Kim react on the situation?" Stokeley asks.
"He..told me he never said he didn't like it."
Stokeley eyes widened, "Kim on that fruity shit for real, for real. I KNEW that nigga was sus."
"So what should I do from now on?"
"I don't know! Spend time with him. Talk to him. Text him. Be open with the fact something sus happened and forget it if that's what you both want. Friends kiss their friends sometimes." Stokeley says.
"You kiss your friends?"
"Duh. That's how I'm with Jah." He replies.
"Touché." I said. Stokeley then slides me a drink I back up.
"No, I don't want your tap water margarita."
"Trust me! I didn't use tap water. Jahseh helped me make it properly, I want you to be the first to taste it."
I swear to god, if I'm drinking his watered down lemon water, I will throw this drink.
I take a sip from the "margarita".. to my surprise, it tastes like a MARGARITA.
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"Oh shit..this is actually good." I said.
Stokeley then pumps his fist, "Finally nigga. I'm gonna be the one to save this bar."
"What? You guys tryna get it up from a half star to a full one?"
"Of course! Baby steps, you feel me?" Stokeley replies. He tries to come for the drink but I swat his head away.
"No nigga, this shit good as hell and I'm gonna drink it all."
"Okay, Okay." Stokeley replies, holding his hands up.
Well. That's the end of that. I don't know what to do. It still baffles me that literally all my relationships are crashing. A part of me feels that Miles is a fucking dumb bitch for leaving me, but, the other part can see why. I need time. We need time.
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