《JAHS/ELEY》Chapter 35: Hot Nigga, I Belong In A Dog Pound
Advertisement
💀
"You're so fucking lucky I spotted your shit in the damn glove compartment, nigga, you could've gotten arrested." Michael said to me as we got back in the car and the officer was walking away.
"You would've gotten arrested too!" I responded
"Okay, that doesn't make the situation any better." He responded.
I sucked my teeth and shook my head, "Whatever, Jar Jar. Let's go."
"Did you just call me Jar Jar?" He asked
"D-Did I-I S-S-Stutter?" I responded.
He playfully punched me and I laughed,
"I hate you." He said.
"I hate you more." I said.
I just got home from work when I got a call from Kimetrius. I wonder what that nigga wants.
"Hello?"
"Stokeley." He said.
"Yes, Kim?" I responded nonchalantly.
"We need to talk." Kim says, "You been acting real frickin stupid lately." He says.
"How the fuck have I been acting stupi-"
"Hey! Don't cuss, you piece of shit. Just come over and I'll tell you how you've been acting like a bitch, bitch." He says cutting me off then hanging up.
This man Kimetrius confuses me sometimes. Well, I thought today was going to be a relax but I have to be lectured by Kimetrius I guess.
I make my way over to Kim and go to knock on the door but it swings open before I can even touch the door,
"How you know I was about to knock on the door?" I asked walking inside.
"I don't know, I just had a feeling you was about to knock so I opened the door." He said shrugging, "But we ain't talking about that right now."
"What is it you want to talk about?" I asked.
"You know EXACTLY why you're here for, Stokeley. We need to talk about Jahseh." He says. When he aid his name I felt a sensation in my chest that made me shiver for some reason.
"Oh..um. What about him?" I asked.
Advertisement
"I know you want Jah." He says crossing his arms.
"No I don't.." I said scratching the back of my head.
"Yes you fucking do. I know you do." Kim says walking over to the couch and sitting down, patting beside him for me to come sit next to him. I go over and sit next to him.
"I don't like him, Kim." I lied.
"Swear on your life." Kim says.
"Okay you're taking it too far now." I say
"Only because you're lying to me." Kim responds.
"But I thought you and Jahseh had some... thing for each other." I said.
He looked at me for a minute and bursted out laughing, I looked at him weirdly.
"Stokeley, no. I just did that so you're dumbass would hurry up and say you like Jah. But you just HAD to tell him you didn't like him earlier, huh?"
"So..you and Jahseh don't have anything going on?" I asked.
He puts his hand on his chin, "I mean Jah and I did fuck one time.." he says.
My eyes widened, I slap his arm.
"Are you for real?" I basically yell
"I'm just fucking around with you." Kim says laughing once again, holding the spot I hit him. I rolled my eyes and sighed.
"Soooo.. you ready to tell the truth?" Kim says childishly. I sighed and said nothing.
"Look, you know Jahseh likes you." Kim says suddenly, I look up at him. "He often talks to me about how much he likes you and wishes he was bold enough to let you know. When you said that you didn't like him earlier you..kinda hurt him." He continued.
I was going to tell Jahseh I liked him. I really was. But when Kim was there and Michael was there and Michael asking to come on Jahseh's trip with him and Jahseh allowing it made me feel a certain way. And when I was about to tel him, I said something about his hair. And not to mention, I said that I didn't like him. And I really regret saying that.
Advertisement
"Yeah..I'm stupid for saying that." I admitted.
Kim patted me on the back, "Yeah. You are." He says.
"But, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, Stokeley. You can still tell him." Kim suggests.
"How?"
"The fuck do you mean 'how?' When he comes back in a few weeks, I want you to tell him that you made a mistake saying that you didn't like him, and that you actually do." He says.
"Okay..but how do you know it will all go alright? I might fuck up." I said.
"Jahseh says I'm psychic, I don't believe him. I think it's just senseless guessing. But I know you won't." He says shrugging.
"You know Kim, I think you should get a job as a psychic." I said.
He rolls his eyes and groans, "Ugh, not you too."
~~~~~
"Are we there yet?" Michael asked for like the hundredth time.
"I told you, we are here." I said putting the car in park near a bunch of houses. "I just have to call Kentrell."
I pulled out my phone and facetimed him, he answered almost immediately.
"Y'all here?" He said
"Okay. Come to the white house." He said. I look up and see that all the houses are white.
"Nigga all the houses are white, be more specific." I said.
"Okay, smartass. Let me ask Nick, with yo gay ass." He said.
"At least my lips not burnin, bitch." I responded.
"I hate you, you fag." He responds.
"I love you too." I responded.
He hands the phone over to Nick, and I immediately see that big ass smile he has. "Hey Jahseh." He says. "The house number is 618. I'll be standing outside." I nodded and started the car.
"Jah, you said you was bringing Michael? Why haven't I seen a picture yet." Nick said. I looked over at Michael and handed the phone over to him.
"Nigga damn. You look like Satan in human form. Them dreads nice as fuck." Nick says.
"Thank you." Michael responded.
As their getting acquainted, I see Nick's little pencil stick ass standing beside the road. I pull up near him and he has that cheesy smile as usual. It great to see him again, I haven't seen them in so long. I roll down the window.
"What's up, fuckers!" He says peeking his head through.
I smile at him and unbuckle, "Why do you have my phone?"
"Fuck you, that's why." He responds.
"Nah, why do you have MY phone, ding dong." Kentrell suddenly come up and snatches his phone away.
"I'm just calling some pharmacies and seeing if they have any ointments for herpes, that's all. I'm jut looking out for you, cousin." Nick says.
"I'm really finna fuck you up." Kentrell says trying to grab Nick but he runs away in time. Resulting in Kentrell chasing Nick around like a cat and dog.
"Jahseh! Hey! Oh, you must be Michael." Cordae says coming up to the car. "Jahseh told us about you. You gonna marry him yet?" Cordae asks. I see Michael's face turn bright red as I get out of the car.
"No ones marrying anyone, Cordae." I said. I look over and see Nick trying to defend himself as Kentrell tries to beat him up in the grass.
"Whatever, Jah. But if you are getting married, I'm maid of honor." He says.
"I don't think it would still be 'maid' of honor, if you're a guy." Michael says.
"Yeah. It'd probably be groom of honor." I suggested.
"Well excuse me, I've never been married before." Cordae says chuckling.
I go to the back of the car and get all the things we brought and we head inside
Advertisement
- In Serial14 Chapters
There's a demon in my bed and she keeps stealing all my energy drinks
She was purple, she had horns, she was very confused, and being in the middle of the street, waving a sword wasn't the best of ideas. Eric was the only one to help, but it took him a while to realise she just might not be a disoriented cosplayer with an addiction for energy drinks.That said, he was right about one thing: she was having a terrible day. (50,000 words, 13 chapters, published daily) If you've come looking for fluff and slice of life, you might not be disappointed.
8 106 - In Serial82 Chapters
Meeting Her Fate & His Fledgeling | Complete | Book 1 & 2
** THIS WORK HAS BEEN SPLIT INTO TWO BOOKS DUE TO ITS LENGTH ** BOOK ONE - MEETING HER FATE 'You've accepted your fate with an admirable amount of grace.' When a tall, dark and handsome man happens upon a beguiling waif girl alone in the woods, he makes a choice not to harm her. Months later, they reencounter one another, and their lives take an unexpected turn when he must decide her fate once more.Forced together by their strange circumstance, they traverse the tricky line between tolerance and friendship and take each other on a journey where both of their worst and better natures are challenged. Despite his secretive nature and her naïve honesty, neither are what they seem, yet truths gradually reveal themselves as they form a unique and everlasting bond. BOOK TWO - HIS FLEDGELING “Sometimes dreams come true. Sometimes not the ones you want. Fate can be cruel that way.” With her destiny in her hands, Karou Morgan, a newly sired vampire, bravely ventures towards a future that finally looks bright. Empowered by her transformation, immortality and renewed lease on life, high hopes and dreams are plenty. Unfortunately, fate has more twists and turns in store. Just as Karou had begun to adjust to her lifestyle at The Compound and cultivate her newfound bond with her Sire, Warren Howard, fate ushers yet another person into her life. The foreboding arrival of this person and the news they bring will cause Karou to question who she is at her very core. Indeed, changes are afoot and ones that threaten another uprooting and another beginning. Karou must decide who she is and where she wants her life to take her. When she realises her choices are far vaster than she could ever have imagined, leaving her future to a fate no longer seems possible. READING ORDER OF MY WORKS Book One ~ Meeting Her Fate (Novel)Book Two ~ His Fledgeling (Novel) Short Story I ~ Business or Pleasure Short Story II ~ Florence Book Three ~ My Mother's Sire (Novel)Book Four ~ Duty of the First Born (Novel) ** WARNING - Content may offend some readers and includes - questionable morality, profanity, sexual references and otherwise mature content. Content is entirely fictional, including character names and locations * | All rights reserved | DO NOT USE THIS WORK AS YOUR OWN | | Email me - [email protected] | Follow me on Tumblr - verba-writing |
8 260 - In Serial18 Chapters
You're Alive - Connor X Reader - A Detroit: Become Human Fanfiction
I grew up in Detroit and was adopted, by my non-biological, Hank Anderson, who is currently employed as a detective with the help of his android friend, and used to be partner, Connor.I'm friends with Connor, but it's not like we're super close or anything. I'm still getting used to the whole android thing, but it's not like I hate androids, or just Connor in general. Why would I? He's really nice, and whenever he comes over, it's like watching a sitcom when he uses his dorky ability to tip my father off.It's quite entertaining.After a while, something strange happens. He tells me there's a pain in his chest. I ask him about it, seeing if there's maybe something wrong with his mechanical body.But, he points towards his..No, no fucking way... Why did it have to be me?~~~Things to know before reading this story:- This story will deal with things such as sexual assault, depression, and suicidal thoughts.- In this story, your character goes by she\her pronouns.- There will be smut in this story.- In this story, you are an atheist.- In this story, you are 19.- This is based on what happens after the CoryxKenshin gameplay (good ending).Cover Art Artist/Source:https://twitter.com/plasticbridge20/status/995352314050498560?s=19
8 235 - In Serial42 Chapters
Idiosyncrasies of a Shadow // (ManxMan)
This is Book 1 of the Shadow Series ~Placed First in the LGBTQ+ Romance category for the Eminence Awards. So there you go, read this if that means anything to you.~A story that tells the past, present and future of 5 men. ~Maybe even the richest man has his demons, maybe the perfect child makes mistakes, maybe the most apathetic man learns empathy, maybe the strongest man lives for one weakness. And maybe, the brightest man has seen the darkest hell. ~So, one chose to hide behind his wealth. One chose to drown in pity all alone. One chose to doubt the world a little too harshly. One chose to promise his love to one person, and solely that person. And one, well, he chose to love everyone.~Completed on 9th April, 2017120k words, 254 pages on wordSequel: "Love Overcast"
8 207 - In Serial70 Chapters
[BL] Big Boss Got Pregnant
English Translation!Chinese Title: 大佬帶球跑You can read it more on NovelCat China!When an overbearing loving guy met a dashing flirtatious guy, what would happen between them?Herman had spent 5 years living with Jared. He devoted himself to taking care or Jared and pleasing him. However, he never got Jared's attention.Fine. Cheer up. With the little one in his belly, he would start a new life, without that idiot as well as his annoying lover. Jared thought to himself. Yeah, without that annoying couple, he would be happier.Gently touching his belly, Herman put on a cunning smile, "Well, guess what, little one, we need a new plan of our future."
8 133 - In Serial54 Chapters
The cold hearted mafia boss gets arranged marriage with a son of his work partner.'All good. I'm sorry about it. I need to inform my men again that you are my fiance and belong to me only. They will not bother you again or I'll take care of it.'"kill them?" hobi asked him." would you want me to , jagiya?" V smirks.MAFIA / Arranged Marriage / 18+ vhopeMost impressive rank:#1- lgbt#1- vhope#1 - gaylove#1- taeseok#1- bottomhobi#1- kimnamjoon#3- tae
8 151

