《Don't get confused, this is a Dvr3 Pregame Chatfic》Who tf changed the names? (Funny vers.)
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-Some people are now online-
: wtf
: Lol, whoever changed your nickname really exposed you.
: Okay in my defense, I only do that because I can use it as a free slander card
: I- I can explain
: NO IT'S NOT! IT'S NATURAL!
: all lies in this username
: Sucks to be you all, I look good in black eyeliner
: It was one time
: Mine is just obvious.
: I only did it because my original hair color doesn't suit me.
: It was adorable. I had to.
: They were generally annoying to take care of.
: That was in 4th grade
: I just wanted to earn money, that's all.
: The knobs were just to weak
: It was a stranger danger act
:
: I guess mine isn't the worst secret compared to everyone else.
: Yeah no shit
: who did you cosplay as?
: I will tell you if you can find out who I am.
: Deal!
: I'm curious who has a crush on Kaito
: NO WE DO NOT WANT TO FIGURE THAT OUT!
: AM I FREAKING OUT? NO, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT!
p: Dude, chill
: Ooh! Let's try to guess who is who!
: I really could careless
: I'm Kokichi
-ReallyLikesFlowers changed their name-
: I'll change the names of those who got found out.
: Those who got found out must go offline
:D
: Okay so, Let's try to figure out the obvious people.
: I take it the one who threw the man was Tenko?
: Yep
-FuckYouAll changed ThrewAManWhenTheyWere11's name-
: is Himiko.
-AllWomenAreQueens went offline-
: GOSH DANGIT TENKO! >:(
-FuckYouAll changed RuinsChildrenBirthdayParties's name-
: we knew it was you, Yumeno-san
: oh
-ChildhoodDestroyer went offline-
: is def Gonta
: It was just to obvious
-FuckYouAll changed DoorknobBreaker's name-
-HulkMAD! went offline-
: I really want to know who the Fortnite kid is
: No we do not,
: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
-FuckYouAll changed IUseGelForMyHair's name-
: seriously, how did you know?
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: go offline Amami-kun
: Fine, but tell me who that Fortnite person is.
: Noted.
-You'reHot went offline-
: not
: I think the subreddit one is Kaede.
: She keeps showing me cringey emo quotes and makes fun of them
: okay so now I know who you really are,
: Fuck
-FuckYouAll changed 2 users names-
: I can explain
: No, I do not want to know.
-AppreciateYourself and 🖕 went offline-
: I think the eyeliner one is Shuichi.
: there's no way his eyelashes are THAT godly.
: Your just jealous I look way better in eyeliner than you
: I'm just gonna ignore that
-FuckYouAll changed ActuallyWearsEyeliner's name-
-Mom!I'mNotEmo went offline-
: Okay so... Who do we have left?
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