The curtains drew back to reveal Dolph as an evil scientist,

"At long last, my creation is complete! Be reborn!" He yelled before pulling on a lever, revealing Neil dressed like a cyborg.

"Systems Startup. Installing Windows update." Niel said robotically.

"Yes! Rise! Rise and be reborn Robo-Romeo" Dolph smiled.

"Catchy." I chuckled.

"Sure is." David smiled. I jumped, leaning away from him,

"What are you doing here?" I asked. His smile faltered,

"Um, I can sit somewhere else-"

"No, no. I- uh- sit with me- I'd rather you sit beside me."

His smile returned to normal as he sat back down, this time closer than he was before.

"Did you find your phone?" I asked.

"No, not yet. But I have my eye on a few places that I could've set it." He said, slamming his fist onto his hand. I nodded, before turning back to the play.

"Noooooooo!" Niel yelled dramatically,

"So, um, I was wondering. Maybe we could go hang out tomorrow? I'll probably have a lot to do and may need to put it off till the next day, but Gwen and the quartermaster seem to take care of the kids decently when I'm away... So I thought me and you could take a little break into town." David smiled. I smiled back,

"Yea, a break sounds okay to me." I smiled. He smiled wider,

"Have you been to the town?" He asked. I shook my head,

"I think I went through it, but never really paid attention." I chuckled.

"Well, you'll love it! It's a really nice town." He smiled. I nodded, looking back at the performance.

"Fret not, Robo-Romeo!" A girl screamed. I turned to David,

"Who is that?" I asked. David's eyes widened slightly,

"Oh, that's Tabii from the flower scouts. I didn't know they were in the play!" He smiled, "it's so nice to see the camps getting along so well!"

"No, you fool. I'm Juliet, you're one true love!" Tabii smiled. I heard David let out a small sigh,

"Sometimes I wish for a Juliet.", David commented, "Although, I'd rather have the love of my life not die." He chuckled.

"I heard Nikki mention it would be better if Juliet knew karate rather than kissing boys." I chuckled. David let out a small laugh,

"That sounds like Nikki." He responded.

"But as much as Karate sounds fun... I wouldn't mind a Romeo." I smiled. David was momentarily silent before he gently grabbed my hand,

"I- uh- well-" he cleared his throat, "Samuel-"

"WHO THE HELL IS THIS HOE?" A lady asked. Me and David both turned to the stage to reveal a buff woman standing by the stage. I forced back a laugh at the words on her shirt,

'No gag reflex'

"Wait, who- who are you?" Niel asked.

"Don't you 'who are you?' me, David." She answered. I turned to David, pulling my hand out of his grasps,

"David?" I asked.

"You call yourself a conquistador. I thought we had meaningful text. I told you my age, sex, and location." She yelled. I looked at David, a pang of hurt hitting my chest.

Is he seeing someone?

"Oh my God." Gwen giggled. David's eyes darted around.

"Uh, excuse me? Who's this?" Tabii asked.

"Well, David explain yourself." The woman said. I turned to David, my chest still feeling heavy.

"I'm not David!" Niel yelled.

"He's my Romeo!" Tabii defended. "You best step off before I rip that weave off your head." She threatened.

"Oh, you wanna go, little girl?" The woman growled, taking off her earrings. I stood,

"Hey! No violence!" I yelled. David smiled at my response.

The two began throwing fist, fear out right on David's features. I sat back down gently placing my hand on his shoulder.

"I need to stop this." He whined.

"No, we-"

"No, Samuel. I wouldn't want you getting hurt." He said, ​"I need to stop this.", He smiled before gently grabbing my hand off his shoulder, kissing the back of it. My eyes widened slightly at the sudden affection,

"Why stop this? This is awesome! Whoo! You go girl!" Gwen shouted. David then ran off the bleachers and to the stage. I followed behind, not caring whether he wanted me hurt or not.

"Oh man, this is going better than I could have hoped!" Max yelled. I knew I should've taken the phone from him.

"You! You did this! You little rat!" Preston yelled.

"Of course I did. Your plays stupid, Preston." Max grumbled. David popped from behind the curtain,

"Max! What is this?!" He asked.

"Oh hey, David! Uh, found your phone." Max smirked, handing David his phone back.

"I'm not sure how this could get any worse," Preston mumbled.

Sirens then sounded. I turned seeing two agents step out of a vehicle.

"Nobody move! We've pinpointed some questionable searches from a phone in this area!" A man shouted. Do they send agents for weird Google searches? "Such searches include how to blow up a summer camp, super murder plot, and what do boobies look like?"

Wow, good things to search Max.

David looked at his phone, his features only showing a frown. "Ah, Dangit." He mumbled.

Wait, which one of those did he actually search?!

"There he is!" One yelled.

"Get him!"

"Wait! No!" I yelled, climbing onto the stage. "He's innocent! Just phone troubles you know? Ha, stupid spell check!" I nervously chuckled. The two agents paused for a moment's before one snapped,

"Move her out of the way." He commanded. One grabbed me and threw me over to the side. I grunted hitting the hardwood,

"That's pretty overdramatic." I coughed. "Very, unnecessary way to move me."

"The theatre! The cruelest mistress of all!" Preston yelled, "my career! Like the mistake of so many teenage girls has been, aborted."

(While typing this, I just got that joke.)

"You're going away for a long time, buddy." An agent said.

"You can't take me to prison! I've been framed! I'm just like Steven Avery!" David cried. I got to my feet, about to protest,

"Wait. I can fix this." Max started. "Everyone stop," Max ordered. I leaned against a pole, looking down at the 10-year-old boy.

"Wait, who is this Wizkid?" An agent asked. Max walked to the woman,

"Bonquisha, I'm sorry. You were texting me all along. I took David's phone just to mess with him, I led you on." Max apologized. I smiled softly at his apology, knowing that coming from Max this would be a rare moment.

"Oh, nobody plays Bonquisha like that." She sassed.

"Kick his ass!" Gwen yelled.

"Max, Shame on you!" David scowled. I'm still curious about why he gave in to his phone searches. "My apologies, ma'am."

"What about me? Where's my apology?" Tabii asked.

"I'm gonna be honest. I'm not sure who you are." Max answered.

"Well, the kid apologized." One agent spoke. David smiled.

"I'd say he learned a lesson." The other agent answered.

"Affirmative."

The both dropped David who let out a small ' ow', as he hit the ground.

"You in charge here?"

"Uh, kinda?" David responded.

"Hmm. What's the deal here? Why do you get nerd kid in your theatre camp?"

"Are you guys in running some kind of camp scam?"

David bounced up, "oh, no, sirs. Nothing abnormal going on here."

"Fair enough. Since we have you here, have you seen this man?" He asked. The other pulled out a picture of Cameron.

"Oh, uh, I've been told to tell you no," David responded. I facepalmed.

"I can't argue with that."

Are you fucking serious?

"Let's get out of here."

David stood momentarily before walking off the stage. I quickly ran to the car, tapping on their window before they had the chance to speed off. They rolled down the glass,

"Uh, sorry for throwing you." He said.

"It's whatever," chuckled. I then pulled out my wallet from my back pocket, pulling a card out of a hidden compartment.

I held it out to them,

"I'm detective and spy (Y/N) (Y/L/N)" I said. One gripped the steering wheel,

"Y-You're a (Y/L/N)? Like- related to the (Y/L/N)?" They asked. I nodded,

"Look, tell me what you know on Cameron," I said. "I mean- I've seen him but long story short I was kinda of... Tied at the moment. And I haven't had the chance to look around the camp for resources of him. You guys gotta have something." I said desperately wanting to finish my case. The men shook their head,

"We don't know much. You'd have to look into the Database, we don't have any new information from the top of our heads."

"Yes, I understand. Well, um, Drive safe." I smiled, patting the top of their car before they drove off. I jogged back to the stage, entering the back.

"Well, that all worked out." Max smiled. David frowned,

"You have got some serious explaining to do!" He said, crossing his arms.

"I stole your phone and identity and played with Women's hearts. What do you need explaining? If you're going to ask why I did it, then here's your answer. I did it to piss off Samuel more than you."

"How would that P. off Samuel?" David asked.

"Oh my God! You're so fucking blind!"

"Language-"

"Samuel has such a huge crush on you! I did it so she would get jealous or something and you'd finally see!" Max yelled. I stepped behind a curtain from their sight.

"Look, Max. A guy and a girl can be friends without liking each other."

"You guys are more than friends!"

"We're friends, Max!"

My chest felt heavy again at those words as my eyes trailed the floorboard.

"Excuse me, Sugar." Bonquisha smiled, walking over to Max and David. "You owe Bonquisha a date."

"BITC-" I started, grabbing the curtain. Gwen grabbed me from behind, covering my mouth with her hand.

"I- but- that wasn't-"

"Nuh-uh, somebody's going out with Bonquisha one way or another." She sassed. I heard David scream slightly,

"Huh! Wait! Can't we just be friends?" He asked. I closed my eyes, hoping she would say yes to just friends. Gwen uncovered my mouth, shoving me forward to the stage.

"Gwen the fuck are you doing?! Samuel was supposed to interrupt them!" Max yelled.

"Well, maybe I had a better plan!" Gwen defended.

"That right there could've been the moment that Samuel confessed her love but no! You just had to grab her and now David is dating Bonquisha!"

"HOLD UP!", I yelled. "That was all to get me and David together?!" I asked. Gwen and Max paused.

"Uh, yea!" Max smiled.

"Why you little-!"

Gwen grabbed me from strangling the little Indian boy.

"Let me just punch him!" I yelled.

"Guuyyssss?" Nikki asked. Our eyes darted to the ceiling, showing a swaying Nikki.

I pulled on the rope and helped her down,

"Get to your tent", I ordered before turning to face Max.

"Max, I'm very disappointed in you." I glared.

"Oh my God, you hang out with David too much," Max mumbled.

I kicked off my shoes before changing into David's shorts and my hoodie then snuggling underneath the covers of my bed. David was already laying in his, his phone's screen light illuminating the room after I turned off my lantern.

"So- uh- how'd it go with Bon?" I asked.

"We're going on a date tomorrow!" David smiled. I sat up on my elbows,

"David?" I asked.

"Yeah?"

"We were going to go into town tomorrow."

There was a moment of silence before David replied,

"Well, then I guess I need to cancel my plans with Bonquisha."

(Word count - 1965)

(Written on Mon, Aug 6th)

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