School's in session! After a long hot summer, it's time to hit the books again...

And, hey--aren't y'all lucky! You're attending a school with a bunch of teachers you might just recognize. Here's what classes they teach.

-Mr. Freecss is the P.E. teacher

-He also coaches several of the sports teams, with a particular focus on volleyball

-Grudgingly allows Mr. Morow to assist with coaching volleyball

-Has a huge collection of "World's Greatest Teacher!" coffee mugs

-Mr. Zoldyck teaches chemistry

-Has a little party trick that he breaks out when the class is especially unruly: He swallows a giant-sized test tube full of hydrochloric acid, burps, blinks, smiles brightly, and says, "OK, shall we continue on with our discussion of the periodic elements?"

-Encourages students to call him by his first name

-Teaches world history

-Is a very passionate lecturer, especially when discussing wars and genocide

-Beware of his red pen, though. He's a savage grader

-Mr. Paladinight teaches health class

-He tries to keep it all professional and scientific and all that, but kind of turns red and giggles at the sex discussions

-Mr. Morow heads up the Math department, including AP Calculus, Trigonometry, etc.

-"Nobody ever believes I have a brain, only a dick, for crying out loud."

-Offers up very ingenious lectures about probability, statistics, and differential equations using his deck of cards

-Mr. Zoldyck teaches Driver's Ed

-Mr. Lucilfer is the principal and sits in his office 24-7 with the door half opened so students and teachers can only get a glimpse of him sitting ominously at his desk

-Every year during spirit week, the teachers tell students they will raffle off a chance to put him in the dunking tank/make him dye his hair pink/wear a stupid outfit/something embarrassing like that

-After the raffle is over and the money counted, Mr. Lucilfer disappears

-Nobody ever gets to dunk him/make him look like an idiot, and there is no explanation or apology for this

-But everyone is still hopeful one day it will happen, so they go through it year after year

-Mr. Portor knows his way around power tools, so he is in charge of wood and metal shop

-The ceramics teacher occasionally calls on him when the kiln is broken and they need to fire up some of the student's sculptures

-He is that random guy that is always patrolling around campus, nobody knows his last name

-Nobody knows what he does, but he's always around

-The last half of his name is...