Heyyyyyy...it's my favorite holiday!

Who doesn't love a holiday that doesn't involve family obligations, awkward dinners conversing with relatives you hate, scrambling around to buy presents, and extraordinary expectations?

Hey I'm all about the beer, barbecues, and fireworks.

So are our HxH pals. Here's how Independence Day goes.

-Is overly concerned that the firecrackers are going to terrify Mike

-Asks Killua if they've purchased a Thundershirt anxiety vest for him

-Drinks a lot of sodas out of the picnic cooler

-Says cockily that he could do his own fireworks show, and gives a little crackle between his fingers as demonstration

-Is all prepared with a history lesson about the Declaration of Independence and offers up such trivia questions as "Who can name the 13 original colonies?"

-Everyone tells him to shut up and have a beer

-Gets drunk

-Puts Lee Greenwood's "God Bless The USA" on 1-hour loop and sings it loudly

-Makes a lot of lewd jokes about Roman candles and how far they can shoot their contents

-Sits there like a turd with his plate of barbecue, because nothing gets him excited. But truth be told, he's just happy because it's a holiday that doesn't involve family obligations, awkward dinners conversing with relatives, scrambling around to buy presents, and extraordinary expectations

-Goes around the neighborhood and turns every American flag hanging outside everyone's house upside down, giggling fit to kill as he does so

-Gives Killua the side eye when Killua says he can provide a firework show, because dude. Pain Packer/Rising Sun, anyone? Hello?

-Won't stop talking about the January 6 insurrection and how he would have done a fucking way better job infiltrating the Capitol