《》When You Suspect He Is Lying
Advertisement
You ask him a question.
He answers you.
You know he's full of it.
"I swear to God!"
Here's how to get him to cough up the real truth.
-Nothing too nefarious required here; either tickle him until he turns blue and finally admits he was lying, or refuse to feed him. Eventually he'll get really hungry and crabby and just tell you the damn truth already
-"I promise I'm not lying"
-"Oh, okay. I see."
-(Turn to address Alluka) "So what do you have to say about this, Nanika? Is Big Brother telling the truth, or what?"
-Make a mental note of whatever whopper he just told you, then wait a few days
-Ask him casually about the same subject, just to see if he can keep his stories straight
-Oh, fuck. This is Kurapika we're talking about...of course he can keep his stories straight...you're shit out of luck
-"That's a fact, Jack"
-"You sure? I think you're lying"
-"Me?!!!"
-(Stare at him impassively and don't take your eyes off his face for several minutes)
-"Okay, okay, fuck! Fine. I lied. Just stop it already!"
-You are so used to him being a baldfaced shameless liar that you just go ahead and assume the opposite of whatever he says is the actual truth, so this scenario doesn't require much more than a minor bit of mental gymnastics on your part
-Before he has time to stop you, yank one of the needles out of his vest, and jam that fucker right into his forehead. That'll do it. But move fast, he's got good reflexes
-"Of course I'm not lying. Here," (he looks around and finds a Bible) "I'll swear on this. The whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God"
Advertisement
-"Bullshit!" you say. "Bibles are for kindergarteners! Go get that weird-ass book you're always toting around and waving in people's faces, let's see you swear on that"
-Yeah. He turns sort of pale at that one.
-Tie him to a chair, stick a sack over his head, and fire up a power tool so he can hear the menacing buzzing sound
-Boo can dish it, but he can't take it
-You really don't think Shalnark has it in him to lie about anything, so you just go ahead and take the boy at his word
Advertisement
Exceptional Normalcy (A Pokemon Fanfiction)
Follow the story of a man whose name cannot be recalled. He will find himself in a place that should not exist, in a world much different than our own. What can he possibly do when even his own memories are taken from him and the only thing remeaning is a slight feeling of loss. When he finds himself in a body different than his own. What will he possibly find on his journey as he overcomes the challenges thrown at him? ___________________________________________________ This is a Pokemon fan fiction. I do not own Pokemon and will not make any profit whatsoever from this story. I write this story for fun and will make many mistakes. The updates on this story will also be very irregular. You have been warned.
8 162Uncovering The World!
I'm a novice when it comes to grammar but I hope you enjoy the adventures of Saladin who was a mining slave until his world changed and set him free. Watch him grow, and change from a lovable pervert to someone that everyone respects.Horrifying and unique creatures which can never be seen unless your literally messed up.You're wrong if you thought it's one of those typical harem adventure stories as it has lots of twists.Saladin would gain a ring which would be the main core of the story.By the way, if you think the romance is cliche and predictable, then guess again.The main plot would appear later in the chapters but if you stayed all the way, than you're going to have the time of you're life.Warning it contains tragic, mature and gore scenes
8 150Goblin's Evolution
Daichi is a goblin, and he was chosen as a hunter with a cute female goblin named Emiko. Daichi will have to fight for his life in a world filled with magic and monsters.
8 198Cherry Scent
Scarlett Delmonico is your average teenage girl, she takes dance classes and plays volleyball. She lives with her single dad in Atlanta Georgia where he's a baseball coach, after a few moments of persuading, Scarlett finally agrees to see the team. It doesn't take Scarlett long to decide to try out for the team, her father thinks it's because it gives her something to do but in reality, it's someone on the team that gives her a certain bliss feeling. A Jaden Walton ff Started: March 3rd, 2022 Ended: April 2nd, 2022
8 590I am not your Daddy
"Is she your daughter?" a question asked by many."No she is my wife and mine" i said proudly. My little wify is all mine and i am her everything. ___________________________Her tiny frame looked so seductive. She looked at me with sleepy eyes. "Go to sleep" i said firmly. She did a little action with her hand. "Let's sleep oman, come" I took a sigh. I went near her. Her new forming boobs were visible through sheer cloth and Her legs were exposed. I laid beside her. Her back was aginst my chest. I slowly slide my palm on her waist. "Umm" she moaned."You like it" i took her moan as yes. I pushed my hand towards her little soft stomach. I slowly grabbed her clothed boob and squeezed harder.___________________________________Oman married 15 year old tara to save her from evil and dirty eyes of men who wanted to take advantage of her as she had no one to take care of her. Oman took her in his care but later on his sister forced him to marry tara. So that she can be safe. But fatima didn't knew, oman is beast himself. He will not stop himself, when he will start developing feelings for his little wife.But the problem was that when people looked at this couple they thaught they were father and daughter because of their big age gap. ___________________________(18+)Historical novel.!!! mature content !!!Read at your own risk.
8 141Vacation to LA! (skeppyxbadboyhalo fanfic)
Skeppy, BadBoyHalo, and a6d go to LA for a fun vacation! Skeppy is dealing with conflicting feelings, bbh is insecure, and a6d feels left out. Will everything work out when they have to face each other in LA?This includes fluff angst n stuffDISCLAIMER:Btw this is all just what I'd imagine (not real)
8 134