This one is for my U.S. friends, but hopefully if you aren't American you will still get a bit of the humor...

(Also a nod to, and inspired by, my 9-5 job--in which I deal with hard news all day long!)

President Joe Biden has mysteriously vanished from the Oval Office.

Before insurrection and a second breaching of the Capitol takes place, however...a HxH character emerges to take position as Commander in Chief...

...and the Senate doesn't even notice!

-Spends all his time playing with Champ and Major

-"Sir, you're slated to give a State of the Union address in 10 minutes, don't you think you should get ready?"

-"Naw, my Veep, Killua Zoldyck, will handle it"

-Spent eight years as Gon's vice president and has been itching for his turn for the main slot

-Once elected, he makes his own mark in history right off the bat by recruiting Biscuit Krueger as his VP

-In his first 100 days in office, establishes support for trans rights and the Equality act

-Wins the nation's utmost sympathy with his heartbreaking stories of having lost his closest family members

-Is completely unfazed by GOP pushback on trillion-dollar infrastructure bills

-Is best friends with Dr. Fauci

-Takes full credit for containing the pandemic

-Hired Pariston as his press secretary, but can't handle how much airtime Pariston gets, so booted him out and set a new precedent as the only president who does all his own press conferences

-Secretly thinks Donald Trump is a hoot

-Tells everyone Bill Clinton is his role model

-Is on the phone with Benjamin Netanyahu a lot

-Is overheard in the Oval Office talking to someone on the phone

-"Heh, heh, heh, Arizona...yep, I know a few people over at Dominion..."

-Has Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un on speed dial

-Currently is reading RN: The Memoirs of Richard Nixon

-Takes perverse pleasure in coming up with creepy code names for his staff

-Obsessively watches video of January 6

-"God, they did a half-assed job at that, I could have insurrected circles around those fools"