《》Hail To The Chief
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This one is for my U.S. friends, but hopefully if you aren't American you will still get a bit of the humor...
(Also a nod to, and inspired by, my 9-5 job--in which I deal with hard news all day long!)
President Joe Biden has mysteriously vanished from the Oval Office.
Before insurrection and a second breaching of the Capitol takes place, however...a HxH character emerges to take position as Commander in Chief...
...and the Senate doesn't even notice!
-Spends all his time playing with Champ and Major
-"Sir, you're slated to give a State of the Union address in 10 minutes, don't you think you should get ready?"
-"Naw, my Veep, Killua Zoldyck, will handle it"
-Spent eight years as Gon's vice president and has been itching for his turn for the main slot
-Once elected, he makes his own mark in history right off the bat by recruiting Biscuit Krueger as his VP
-In his first 100 days in office, establishes support for trans rights and the Equality act
-Wins the nation's utmost sympathy with his heartbreaking stories of having lost his closest family members
-Is completely unfazed by GOP pushback on trillion-dollar infrastructure bills
-Is best friends with Dr. Fauci
-Takes full credit for containing the pandemic
-Hired Pariston as his press secretary, but can't handle how much airtime Pariston gets, so booted him out and set a new precedent as the only president who does all his own press conferences
-Secretly thinks Donald Trump is a hoot
-Tells everyone Bill Clinton is his role model
-Is on the phone with Benjamin Netanyahu a lot
-Is overheard in the Oval Office talking to someone on the phone
-"Heh, heh, heh, Arizona...yep, I know a few people over at Dominion..."
-Has Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un on speed dial
-Currently is reading RN: The Memoirs of Richard Nixon
-Takes perverse pleasure in coming up with creepy code names for his staff
-Obsessively watches video of January 6
-"God, they did a half-assed job at that, I could have insurrected circles around those fools"
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