Here's a quickie for you all tonight. How to make your favorite boyfriend blow his top in no time flat.

-This is kind of a low blow, but mention a word that begins with K and ends with E and rhymes with "Bite"

-Say, in a casually pleasant, conversational tone: "I'm glad to hear that. Now I can advise you."

-Yell HA HA HA HAAAAAAA CHROLLO LUCILIFER

-Anything pisses this boy off. All you basically have to do is exist and eventually it will happen

-Yell HA HA HA HAAAAAAA CHROLLO LUCILIFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

-Ask him who the favorite Zoldyck kid is

-Say, "Bro, did you hear about that MF'er Hisoka Morow and how he basically can raise himself from the dead like Jesus Christ?"

-Break his arm. But run like hell after you've done it, just a warning

-Awwwww. Does he ever get mad?