So what's my absolute No.1 favorite HxH character up to when it comes to his morning activities?

Smooches to my fellow Feitan simps!

-It's been a long night. He rubs his eyes sleepily when the alarm goes off

-Does a line to wake himself up

-Throws on his tennis whites

-Calls Chrollo on his phone. "Ready to hit?"

-The two of them meet at the local court and play a few sets. Feitan roundly slams his boss into the ground and Chrollo, irritated, resolves to practice more when he has a little time

-He comes home and does another line.

-Showers, puts on his all-black ensemble

-"Want some breakfast?" He shakes his head and asks for a Bloody Mary

-"What's up for today?" you ask him

-He consults his phone. "Looks like I have to interrogate some auctioneer today. Should I go for his teeth or his fingernails?"

-"What was it last week? Teeth?"

-"I feel most sorry for him," Feitan says, musingly

-"Hey, have you run into Hisoka lately?"

-"I no like Hisoka, I don't know why Chrollo let him do what he wants"

-"Oh stop talking like that"

-"Hey, know your place, bitch. Or I'll return your pain"

-You give him a stunned look

-"Oh quiet, girly girl. You know I'm just playing around"

-"Will you be home early?"

-He laughs. "I'm Number Two in the Troupe, babe. There is no such thing as early in this position."