It's been a while, Kil.

As long as I'm in a creative mood this morning, let's round out the Adult Trio.

-Eyes fly open before the alarm. He was having a rotten nightmare about his torture-filled childhood

-Leans over, grabs his little Star-of-David phone and switches off the alarm app

-Lies in bed blankly looking at the ceiling for a few minutes

-"Ugh," he thinks. "I have to do THIS today, I better swallow a few Tylenols in advance"

-Goes into the bathroom. Glares impassively at himself. "What a splendid icy stare you have," he says aloud.

-Downs a handful of painkillers

-Spends half an hour brushing all the tangles out of his hair. He knows he should braid it or something before bed, but it bugs his head to sleep on a ponytail holder

-Gets dressed and says all he wants for breakfast is coffee. He drinks it with a preoccupied look on his face

-"What's up for today?" you ask him

-"Oh, I have to go get a Hunter's license for this dumbass job I'm on"

-"Sounds fun"

-"Not really." Starts sticking pins in his face and all over his head. "Fuck, this hurts. Luckily it's just temporary"

-"This is always so fascinating to watch"

-"Do me a favor. Shut up? Before I dig a hole and bury you in it"

-"Will you be home early today?"

-"No, I promised my mom I'd go track down my little brother and give him a lecture about relationships and family duties"

-"Well, you're certainly the right one for that, I'd say"

-"I wasn't aware I needed to qualify, but thanks."

-"Huh?"

-"Huh?"

-"Oh!"

-"Have a good day, okay?"

-"You too. Ganbatte ne!"