"I admit that I have issues, but you are THE WORST."

Yup! Let's hang out with Hisoka today.

-Springs out of bed when the alarm goes off

-(He's nude. He doesn't wear anything to bed)

-Immediately blasts some loud raucous music and does 200 pushups in a row (he's still nude)

-Walks outside to get the morning newspaper and spots his elderly neighbor walking her dog

-"Oh, good morning, Mrs. Johnson!" he calls, cheerily. "I hear you are having problems with your lawn mower? Want me to come over and Bungee it up for you this afternoon?"

-Mrs. Johnson screams in horror. (He's still nude.)

-He goes back inside, goes into the bathroom, takes a good long look at himself, puts his finger to his tongue and makes a SSSSSssssst noise

-"En fuego!" he whispers to himself

-Hops into the shower making sure the window is open so anyone who's walking by can get a peek

-Arrives at the breakfast table completely dressed in an outlandish outfit that looks really uncomfortable, as well as full-on hair and makeup

-You offer to make him some eggs but he refuses and says he'll just have some fruit

-As he's nibbling on some strawberries, you wonder for the umpteenth time how the hell he manages to be so swole when all he eats is this weird-ass Steve Jobs fruitarian diet

-"What's up for today?" you ask him

-"Oh, nothing, just killing a few people at Heaven's Arena. Hey, it's been a while since we took advantage of my floor master suite. Wanna go there this weekend? I know that guy Gido creeps you out. I'll kick his peg-leg ass if he comes near, don't worry"

-"Maybe. What time will you be home?"

-"Late. I'm having a few drinks with the Zoldyck kid tonight, the oldest one. See you later, darling!"