Trying something new just for fun.

A day in the life of dating one of your fave boys.

We'll start with Chrollo 'cause I have him on the mind today and he's sort of an easy mark.

Feel free to request others, but I'll hit the usuals.

-Has several alarms set on his phone, y'know, just in case

-Wakes up on the first one, turns all 10 or so others off

-Waltzes into the bathroom, weighs himself, nods approvingly at the number on the scale

-Looks at himself in the mirror, tilts his chin low, and says "Good morning, you handsome son of a bitch"

-Takes an inordinately long time shaving. His razor has to be precise. He pretty much throws it away after one use (and he's not using the plastic kind from Rite Aid)

-Claps his hands and demands coffee and a bagel. "This is my carb load week."

-Reads all the news headlines online in his boxers while drinking his coffee black, he never puts cream or sugar in it

-"Are you going to wear a shirt today?" you ask.

-"Yeah, I've got some meetings. Don't want to excite anyone too much."

-"Maybe you should leave the coat at home today, it's supposed to be 70 today?"

-"Fuck that shit, who are you talking to?"

-He has to go undercover for an important heist but instead of doing anything remotely effective to disguise himself, he puts on his pimp ass coat and the giant Christmas-tree ornament earrings.

-After a second thought, he ties a scarf around his forehead. That'll do it! Nobody will recognize him

-Whistiling, he gives you a kiss on the cheek and says he'll be back that evening

-You know this is probably a lie

-"Love you Chrollo!" you call after him as he swoops out for the day.