《hunter x hunter》You All Apparently Like Cheating
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Noticed a lot of views on my little silly "cheating cheating cheating" thing a chapter ago, so OK, let's get all Jerry Springer here and do some cheating ON YOUR BOYFRIEND. You ho!!!!
-These two are in 8th grade, so there's not a whole lot of cheating you can do
-OK, so you decide to eat lunch with the cute guy in drama class instead of them. Or you met some guy on Discord or something like that
-Gon and Killua decide to do the full-on dude out thing, and bitch about what a piece of shit you are
-"Wait. A minute"
-Uhhhhhh they realize you were kinda involved with BOTH OF THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE
-Mah God! This really throws a crimp into things
-You accidentally text Kurapika instead of your new lover, saying something about how you'd like to ldkajf;dlkjfoajiroewjo
-Kurapika doesn't notice this for several days because he never answers his phones or texts unless they are business related
-Sorry buddy. Eyes red, but you should have caught this earlier
-WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK?
-SHIT GODDAMN HELL MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH
-Looks up the guy on Facebook, is like, "With this pussy ass piece of crap?"
-Goes out that night and hits on everything that remotely even looks cute
-Snickers
-"Haven't had a MMF for a while, wanna?"
-Sees some guy texting you on your phone
-"Oh, is that your buddy from high school who's in town this week? That's nice, let's have him over for a drink"
-He's a Zoldyck, he's like freaking Elon Musk, it doesn't even register in his head that you'd dare to cheat on him
-Like everyone else, discovers some weird text messages and figures out what's going on
-Goes into the bathroom, removes the scarf from around his head, shakes his head sexily, stares at himself with a sultry expression in the mirror
-"Someone would cheat on THIS for Chrissake?"
-Starts thinking instantly of how he can track down your new "friend" and exercise a few of his talents
-Decides that having a relationship is detrimental to his career aspirations, so who cares, have at it
-Whacks off to a Trevor Brown book
-Is like fuck you
-Goes and gets busy with Shizuku
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