You're driving along a deserted road at night and you feel your car shudder, thumpity thump thump thump. Drats, you have a flat. You call your boyfriend in a panic...and...

-Can't drive yet, but says he'll take care of it

-Looks in Aunt Mito's wallet and finds her Triple A card and arranges for a tow truck to come on the double

-"I know what to do"

-Grabs a can of Fix-A-Flat and hops on his skateboard

-You're a little further out than he realized and he's dripping sweat by the time he gets there

-You have to call him a few times and text 911911911 to him before he answers

-He tells you to calm down

-He arrives shortly in a company car, fixes the flat like a pro, gives you a kiss, and tells you to get the car over to the garage first thing in the morning

-"I thought I TOLD you to get your tires checked last month. And did you get that oil change?"

-Is annoyed because this is the last thing he feels like dealing with

-Says, sweetly, "I'll be right there to help you, honey"

-Hangs up and curses a few times, then goes and changes into some old clothes so he can get the job done

-"Oh really? What a drag. But not an issue, don't worry"

-BUNGEE GUM AND TEXTURE SURPRISE!

-"I'm right in the middle of--oh, well, wait, let me call you back"

-(Calls butler's headquarters) "Can one of you just deal with this for me?"

-Drives up in a brand-spankin' new luxury car

-Throws a cloth over your car

-It instantly shrinks to the size of a Hot Wheels and he puts it in his pocket

-He throws you the keys to the pimpmobile

-"Here you go! Problem solved"

-You cannot get a hold of Feitan for the life of you, despite calling him numerous times

-You end up figuring out how to put the spare on yourself

-You confront him at his place later for being an unreliable flake

-He looks surprised. "Sorry, I don't know how to change a tire, myself, actually"

-Prides himself on having a set of auto tools in his own car at all times so he's prepared for anything

-You're happy to see him, and he immediately gets to work, but he keeps mentioning that he's "prepared for anything" in this officious tone and it's clear he thinks he's a real prince

-After the 10th time it begins to get obnoxious

-"Dammit," you snap. "I get it, Mr. Responsible. You want me to pay you for this or something?"