《hunter x hunter》Flat Tire
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You're driving along a deserted road at night and you feel your car shudder, thumpity thump thump thump. Drats, you have a flat. You call your boyfriend in a panic...and...
-Can't drive yet, but says he'll take care of it
-Looks in Aunt Mito's wallet and finds her Triple A card and arranges for a tow truck to come on the double
-"I know what to do"
-Grabs a can of Fix-A-Flat and hops on his skateboard
-You're a little further out than he realized and he's dripping sweat by the time he gets there
-You have to call him a few times and text 911911911 to him before he answers
-He tells you to calm down
-He arrives shortly in a company car, fixes the flat like a pro, gives you a kiss, and tells you to get the car over to the garage first thing in the morning
-"I thought I TOLD you to get your tires checked last month. And did you get that oil change?"
-Is annoyed because this is the last thing he feels like dealing with
-Says, sweetly, "I'll be right there to help you, honey"
-Hangs up and curses a few times, then goes and changes into some old clothes so he can get the job done
-"Oh really? What a drag. But not an issue, don't worry"
-BUNGEE GUM AND TEXTURE SURPRISE!
-"I'm right in the middle of--oh, well, wait, let me call you back"
-(Calls butler's headquarters) "Can one of you just deal with this for me?"
-Drives up in a brand-spankin' new luxury car
-Throws a cloth over your car
-It instantly shrinks to the size of a Hot Wheels and he puts it in his pocket
-He throws you the keys to the pimpmobile
-"Here you go! Problem solved"
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-You cannot get a hold of Feitan for the life of you, despite calling him numerous times
-You end up figuring out how to put the spare on yourself
-You confront him at his place later for being an unreliable flake
-He looks surprised. "Sorry, I don't know how to change a tire, myself, actually"
-Prides himself on having a set of auto tools in his own car at all times so he's prepared for anything
-You're happy to see him, and he immediately gets to work, but he keeps mentioning that he's "prepared for anything" in this officious tone and it's clear he thinks he's a real prince
-After the 10th time it begins to get obnoxious
-"Dammit," you snap. "I get it, Mr. Responsible. You want me to pay you for this or something?"
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