《hunter x hunter》Traffic Stop
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Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?
Take a look at those red and blue lights flashing in the rear view mirror...
-Killua calls up Gon one night and suggests they sneak out one of the family cars and drive down the mountain
-"Pick you up at 9," says Killua
-He sneaks the keys out of one of the butler's jacket pockets
-He picks up Gon, then they go find a deserted street and start doing donuts
-A cop is on them quick
-"How old are you boys?" he says in disbelief.
-Both kids panic and the cop says, in a gruff dad-like voice, "I'll let both of you off just this once, but if you try it again, your parents are going to hear about this"
-"You don't know who my parents are," says Killua defiantly
-The cop looks at him. "Son. There's a thing called car registration"
-"Hello, officer, what seems to be the problem, sir?"
-"My taillight is out? Oh dear, I've been meaning to fix that"
-(He gets a fix-it ticket)
-"Thank you officer. Stay safe out there! We appreciate all you do for the community!"
-(Curses under his breath as he drives away)
-Curses copiously and loudly when he sees the flashing lights
-Puts on a charming smile as he rolls down the window
-"I was doing 80 in a 35 mph zone? Well, the thing is, you see, I'm a doctor and I have been urgently summoned to the emergency room..." He fumbles around and shows his hospital ID
-The cop gives him a speeding ticket anyway
-Leorio resumes a string of curses as soon as the cop is gone
-"License and registration, please."
-"Oh my, that poor man's arms have turned into flower petals!"
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-He drives away, laughing
-Rolls down the car window in exasperation
-"Do you know who I AM?"
-The cop comes menacingly to the window and commands Chrollo to roll it down
-Chrollo does, smiles sweetly, and gives the cop a wink
-The cop turns sheer white and faints in terror
-When he is pulled over, he says, "Look, I have a gun, too"
-The cop is completely startled
-Feitan takes advantage of this, slams on the gas, and screeches it out of there
-He's not worried about getting caught. He's a motherfucking starboy
-"Aw, for fuck's sake," he curses, when he sees the lights in the rear view mirror
-Chrollo has already told him that if he gets yet another ticket, he's going to be in deep shit
-The officer writes up a speeding ticket and hands it to him
-"Can I, like, go to traffic school or something and get this erased?"
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