《hunter x hunter》The Last Soda In The Fridge
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There's one can of soda left in the fridge. You're a greedy jerk, and you drink it.
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-"Shit! Who drank the last soda?"
-"I just finished working out and I'm PARCHED!"
-(You remind him that soda is not really a healthy post-workout drink)
-(In full dramatic teenage angst voice) "Fine...fine...I'll just drink WATER INSTEAD!!!!"
-Gets pissed
-Calls you a baka and an old hag
-Dramatically stomps off like a teenager and DRINKS WATER INSTEAD
-"Did you drink the last soda?"
-"What was that even doing in there, anyway? I cleaned out the fridge last week and I deliberately threw all that sugary crap you insist on having in the house away"
-You just stare at him
-"No more soda?"
-"Who drank the last soda?"
-"Oh well." (Cracks a beer)
-"Did you drink it? You're such a pig sometimes, darling"
-(Snaps his fingers three times)
-(A can of soda appears)
-"I'm a wizard, baby."
-Does not notice that there is no soda in the fridge
-If he did, he'd be like, "So what, the butlers will restock it"
-Rolls his eyes in exasperation
-Claps his hands. "One of you. To the store. Now. Soda."
-"Make it fast," he adds, irritably. "I haven't had my caffeine yet today"
-He is mad because not only did you drink his soda, he now has to go down to the damn 7-11 for Chrollo and he's really not in the mood for this right now
-Buys himself a Slurpee while he's there
-He's the one who drank it, actually
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