That's right...We're going to DISNEYLAND!!!!!

Here's what transpires at the Magic Kingdom.

-You're not sure which ride to take him on first

-The Jungle Cruise line looks pretty short, so you decide, okay, let's start with that one

-Gon freaks out and loves it

-He yells "This is so rad, it's just like Zevil Island!"

-Nobody knows what he is talking about and some kid says, "Mommy, that guy is weird"

-While you're on the Jungle Cruise, Killua is a few doors over waiting to get into the Enchanted Tiki Room

-The wait is long

-He buys a Dole Whip out of boredom

-Yum! He eats the whole thing and promptly buys three more in a row

-By the time he gets inside, he's sick to his stomach and completely broke

-Reads a book about Disney history before your visit

-All day long, he interjects factual comments about the attractions such as "This ride was designed in 1975, when the team of original Imagineers came up with a--" bla bla bla

-He also downloads that Mickey App that tells you exactly how long the wait time is for all the rides. He consults it obsessively

-You plead with him to lighten up and just have fun, already

-Leorio's eye is caught by two girls walking by

-He whistles. "Who are those hot chicks?"

-You have to explain to him that Anna and Elsa aren't actually real people

-Sneaks into Alice in Wonderland

-Inserts himself into the Red Queen scene with all the playing cards

-He terrifies everyone on the ride by swinging around an upside-down flamingo and saying "Off with her head, eh?"

-They kick him out of the park

-He drives a few miles over to Knott's Berry Farm and starts trouble over there instead

-You visit the Haunted Mansion

-"Wow," he says. "They actually made a ride about my family!"

-You ride Pirates of the Caribbean

-You study his face as you ride. He looks thoughtful.

-"You're taking this a little too seriously," you say to him. "Aren't you?"

-Feitan is immediately overwhelmed by all the bright, shiny, happy stuff around him

-He slinks around in confusion

-A cast member walks by dressed as Cruella De Vil

-"Ah!" bursts out Feitan in relief. "Finally...My people!"

-Much to his embarrassment he pukes on the teacup ride and has to go back to the hotel and lie down

-You buy him a Star Wars light-up saber to cheer him up

-He snorts: "I'm not Nobunaga"