《hunter x hunter》The Happiest Place On Earth
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That's right...We're going to DISNEYLAND!!!!!
Here's what transpires at the Magic Kingdom.
-You're not sure which ride to take him on first
-The Jungle Cruise line looks pretty short, so you decide, okay, let's start with that one
-Gon freaks out and loves it
-He yells "This is so rad, it's just like Zevil Island!"
-Nobody knows what he is talking about and some kid says, "Mommy, that guy is weird"
-While you're on the Jungle Cruise, Killua is a few doors over waiting to get into the Enchanted Tiki Room
-The wait is long
-He buys a Dole Whip out of boredom
-Yum! He eats the whole thing and promptly buys three more in a row
-By the time he gets inside, he's sick to his stomach and completely broke
-Reads a book about Disney history before your visit
-All day long, he interjects factual comments about the attractions such as "This ride was designed in 1975, when the team of original Imagineers came up with a--" bla bla bla
-He also downloads that Mickey App that tells you exactly how long the wait time is for all the rides. He consults it obsessively
-You plead with him to lighten up and just have fun, already
-Leorio's eye is caught by two girls walking by
-He whistles. "Who are those hot chicks?"
-You have to explain to him that Anna and Elsa aren't actually real people
-Sneaks into Alice in Wonderland
-Inserts himself into the Red Queen scene with all the playing cards
-He terrifies everyone on the ride by swinging around an upside-down flamingo and saying "Off with her head, eh?"
-They kick him out of the park
-He drives a few miles over to Knott's Berry Farm and starts trouble over there instead
-You visit the Haunted Mansion
-"Wow," he says. "They actually made a ride about my family!"
-You ride Pirates of the Caribbean
-You study his face as you ride. He looks thoughtful.
-"You're taking this a little too seriously," you say to him. "Aren't you?"
-Feitan is immediately overwhelmed by all the bright, shiny, happy stuff around him
-He slinks around in confusion
-A cast member walks by dressed as Cruella De Vil
-"Ah!" bursts out Feitan in relief. "Finally...My people!"
-Much to his embarrassment he pukes on the teacup ride and has to go back to the hotel and lie down
-You buy him a Star Wars light-up saber to cheer him up
-He snorts: "I'm not Nobunaga"
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