"Honey...I wish you would..."

-Use the brain God gave you occasionally

-Get over it and make up with your big brother already

-Lighten the fuck up

-Stop SCREAMING all the time

-Seek therapy

-(Whimpering) Notice me. Hug me. Love me!!!!!

-Go become a nice insurance salesman at your Uncle Louie's company like your mom and dad always wanted you to do

-Speak English (OKAY I WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND PEOPLE. I didn't mean to be offensive. How about speak a language that isn't, like, backwards and someone understands besides himself?!)

-If that's still not PC, then...well...I wish you would fight Zazan again so I could see you shirtless and in action one more time, babay? ;)

-HOLY SHIT I accidentally PUT A SPOILER! Nevermind, Shalnark is absolutely perfect as he is.