《hunter x hunter》As Long As We're Discussing Lemons...
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To lemon, or not to lemon? Why don't we have our favorite boys do some lemon research on themselves and let us know what they think?
In other words, they all go digging through fanfic and read some smutty stories about themselves...and this is what they say...
(PS: If you don't know what Boku no Pico is, do yourself a favor and do NOT look it up, 'kay?)
-(Is completely stunned)
-"Oh my God, this is like Boku no Pico!"
-(Hides his eyes in embarrassment, then starts giggling uncontrollably)
-(Calls up Killua)
-"Dude, you need to look your name up in this stuff immediately...trust me"
-"WTF is Boku no Pico?"
-(Looks that up) "Oh holy shit, no way"
-(Looks up his name for fanfic stories)
-"Oh my God. You have to be kidding me...I did what? People actually want me to do that?"
-(Pauses. An odd look comes over his face)
-"Wait a minute...if there's stories about me...that means there must be...."
-(Looks up his older brother's name)
-(Screams in horror for 60 seconds straight, then slams his laptop shut)
-"Calm down, this is all a harmless method of self-expression"
-(Looks up his name)
-"I have nipple piercings? Since when?"
-"I have never used that phrase in my life"
-"My eyes do not turn red when I am about to... who is making this crap up?"
-"Am I supposed to be gay or straight here? I'm getting confused"
-(Giggles and rubs his hands together) "This is going to be fun"
-(Reads silently for a few minutes)
-"I'm a little confused as to whether I am supposed to be gay or straight myself"
-(Continues to read)
-(Laughs uproariously every few minutes)
-"Gad, this is some funny shit"
-"Fanfic? Duh."
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-"I already know all about this"
-"I have basically fucked the entire world up, down, right, left, diagonally, and sideways according to my disciples"
-(Yawns) "I mean, do I even get time to sleep or eat around here?"
-"And I'm really sick of the Bungee Gum reference, although I admit some do manage to get mildly creative with it"
-(Against his better judgement, looks his name up)
-"Hmmm. Okay."
-(Gets a pained expression)
-"They rammed a pin through my....Jesus Christ, who are these people?!"
-"I did what with Hisoka? I don't even know what that term means"
-Goes to Urban Dictionary to research the term. "Son of a bitch," he whistles. "That's some advanced shit"
-(Gets an odd look on his face) "Uh oh."
-(Types in his younger brother's name, then scans the results)
-(Closes his eyes slowly and takes a few deep breaths)
-(Looks up his name)
-"Yup...yup...mm-hmm....yup...okay, this all seems about right"
-(Eyes fly open wide)
-"Holy crap, they have erotic stories about Uvogin on here?"
-Feitan refuses to do this
-Everyone tells him he has to do it
-He puts his hands over his eyes and refuses again
-The Troupe grab his laptop and find a good juicy one about him
-Everyone starts reading it aloud in a singsong voice together "And as they collapsed in a pile of their shared blood, broken glass, and melted candle wax, Y/N screamed 'Fuck me Feiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...."
-Feitan swears he is going to cut every limb off every body present for putting him through this
-Is really excited about this
-"I wonder what they say about me?"
-(Looks up his name)
-"WHY IS THERE ONLY LIKE TWO STORIES ABOUT ME AND THE REST OF YOU ASSHOLES HAVE HUNDREDS?" he yells
-"Cheer up," says Chrollo. "You could be Phinks"
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