How did you even get with this dude, anyway?

-While playing Greed Island, there was an optional training exercise in which players got to test their running speed against each other to earn a few extra cards

-You were really fast and managed to beat Gon, which impressed him

-Once back in the real world, he couldn't get you off his mind and resolved to track you down

-You decided to take up skateboarding a while ago

-But you were rather bad at it

-While at the skate park, you ate it, hard, and cut up your knee bad

-Killua was there and saw the whole thing and came over to see if you're okay

-You told him you were fine, but you could not hold back a few tears, because it really, really hurt

-He saw you crying and his heart melted

-That's it, he was a goner

-He dropped by a cafe one day and ordered a coffee and sat down for a few minutes to look some information up on his tablet

-He suddenly heard someone talking and laughing

-The voice made him flash back to a long time ago, a time when someone he loved was still alive

-He was stunned and had to find out who was talking

-Of course, it was you

-He was in the library studying for a test one evening

-Whatever he was studying, it wasn't going very well

-He was cursing silently to himself and knocking himself on the head

-You noticed him doing this, stole a look at the book he was reading, and went over and whispered "Want some help? I took that class last year"

-He looked up and BOOM

-Ah, he was just feeling horny one day

-You happened to come along at the right time, you lucky dog

-Illumi's mom would not get off his case one day about how he was lagging hard in terms of carrying on the family line

-She was like, "By the time I was your age I was pregnant with your brother! You are never going to give me grandchildren at the rate you are going"

-Illumi reminded her that Dad has rules for assassins, and he's not allowed to have friends

-She informed him that "friends" are not the same as "babymamas" ("I can't believe you are 24 years old and I have to explain this to you!") and that she officially will kick him out of the house until he goes and finds one

-In exasperation, he said "fine," and left

-God my mother is such a pain in the ass! Like I have time for this shit? he thought

-He noticed you walking by, and thought "Hmmm, not bad"

-Chrollo and his Troupe had just massacred another crowd of zillionaires at the latest extreme rarities auction

-He was walking around looking at all the bodies lying on the ground in satisfaction, before deciding it would be safest to leave before any more cops get there

-As he was leaving, he bumped into you making your way toward the auction hall

-"Excuse me," you said. "I didn't mean to--I am in a hurry because I think I am late for the auction--"

-He stared at you and suddenly felt his head spin and his vision blur

-Feitan captured you because he thought you had some sensitive information that the Troupe needed

-He had you all strapped down to the chair ready to be interrogated

-You were totally in the dark about all of this and had no idea why he'd abducted you

-You were UTTERLY TERRIFIED

-As he was about to put a sack over your head, he looked closer at your face and realized he'd nabbed the wrong person

-He untied you and let you go

-You stood up but your knees were like water and you collapsed

-He helped you back up and took you out of the torture room

-He sat and talked to you for a while to calm you down

-You were really interesting

-Shalnark was bored one night and experimenting with dating apps on his phone

-He couldn't decide between Tinder or Hinge or Bumble or .... gad there are a lot of dating apps, which one is the best?

-He settled on one and started flicking through photos

-Swipe left, swipe left, swipe left

-Wait...swipe right

-You had just put up your profile that afternoon!