(I was stuck at the DMV for three hours today with nothing to do, so I dreamed up this scenario to amuse myself while I waited.)

Las Vegas, Sin City, let's go for a weekend. What could go wrong, right?

-Whine and protest when they are told that you have to be 21 to enter the casinos

-You point out to them that there are lots of other things to do, like the swimming pools, arcades, roller coaster/rides, etc.

-They stick out their tongues and make raspberries. They don't want to do that. They want to do the REAL STUFF

-Killua has a brilliant idea to try and "dress sort of old" and see if they can slip past security

-They elaborately disguise themselves, even asking to borrow your eyeliner pencil so they can draw (not very realistic-looking) facial hair

-They try to sit down at a slot machine

-Security is on them in two seconds

-"Nice try, kids"

-Killua tries to comfort Gon by telling him they can watch "an exciting movie" back in their hotel room

-Kurapika just barely makes legal age, but it doesn't matter, as a fellow security professional he knows how to talk his way in anywhere so he doesn't even sweat this

-He's not a big gambler and not particularly into Vegas excess

-He decides to check out the 5-star restaurant scene

-He also checks out the Britney Spears residency, because, why not?

-Also pushing it in terms of legality

-Gets annoyed because he's never carded

-Discovers that many of the resorts on the Strip have "European-style" swimming pools (i.e. topless optional)

-That'll keep him busy the entire time

-Is banned from every casino since, duh, he is a genius at counting cards

-So he spends a lot of time at the topless swimming pools himself

-Also knows where the seediest and most porno strip clubs are like a local

-Is on a first-name basis with all the strippers and sex workers in town

-For kicks, he crashes a few Cirque de Soleil shows, appearing magically on stage and throwing off the entire production, and gets thrown out

-Has never gambled before

-Once he gets the gist of table games, is grimly serious

-Does not smile while he plays. Maintains a steely expression

-Wins. A lot

-Tries to call Hisoka for advice once but is smacked down immediately by security so he returns to his own recognizance

-Every cocktail waitress is in love with him and they all practically swoon in his presence

-Nobody can tempt him away from the tables

-Killua is like, "Geez bro. I know everyone has to have a vice, but you're taking this kind of far"

-Immediately makes his way to the High Stakes room at the most expensive resort

-Calmly cases the place and leaves that night about a million or two richer

-He did not do this legally (duh)

-The resort still comps him the nicest, biggest suite they have

-The cocktail waitresses are bananas about him, too. Practically taking off their panties right there in the casino

-Slinks around every casino darting glances here and there

-Nobody even notices him even though he's dressed like an emo gangsta because Vegas is totally full of freaks and he's hardly even on the freak register by their standards

-A drunk girl says, "Hey, sexy, I dig your mask, want to go to the Shania Twain show with me tonight? I got tix"

-Feitan considers it and accepts

-While watching Shania, he stealthily steals the girl's wallet and all her jewelry

-Like Illumi, Shal has never gambled before

-However, unlike Illu, he doesn't take it all that seriously, he thinks it's a blast

-Prefers craps because everyone screams and yells as they throw the dice

-Every red cent he wins, he yells "Next round on me!" and therefore is broke as a joke by the time he leaves town