So THIS is why I was so out of ideas...it's Spring Break and everyone is on vacation, including our fave cast of characters. They're all too busy partying to pop into my head and give me anything to write about, naughty boys.

Everyone is staying at the same hotel in a huge party destination town for a week, and here is how it is going.

-Stays up all night long partying

-As soon as the sun rises, takes off for the beach

-Spends literally all day at the beach

-Stays up again partying

-You catch a glimpse of him running around and he is laughing and saying "Dude, this is the best week of my life!"

-You have no idea how he isn't dead by now

-Is in a bad mood because Kurapika booked all the hotel rooms and put him in with Illumi

-"You guys are brothers, for crying out loud," says Kurapika. "None of the rest of us want to look at your naked asses while you get dressed and brush your teeth"

-Booked all the hotel rooms, drew up a budget for everyone to stick to, yada yada

-It was very stressful and when he finally arrives at the hotel, he sighs with relief and decides to treat himself to a mindless soak in the sun on the beach

-He scrolls through news stories on his phone

-There are like 800 stories about case counts and Spring Break super-spreaders

-He starts to sweat profusely

-Leorio's eyes just may fall out of his head due to the thousands of hot chicks walking around in skimpy bikinis

-"Hey, Leorio, wanna play volleyball with us?"

-"Yo...Leorio?"

-"LEORIO????"

-"Forget about him, he's such a perv"

-Demanded his own hotel room

-Kurapika was annoyed, but let him have it, because he knew what was going to happen

-The hotel front desk registers a record number of complaint calls regarding that particular room

-You hear a few girls at a bar saying "Have you heard about that guy throwing the epic parties in his room at the (name of hotel)?"

-You eventually see Hisoka on the local news broadcast

-"Spring break? I'm 24 years old"

-"I have a job...employed people don't do Spring break"

-Grumbling, he agrees to go along to make sure Killua doesn't get into any trouble

-He spends most of his time in the hotel putting together various documents for work and calls the front desk with complaints about Hisoka's room approximately four or five times a day

-Immediately thinks this is a primo opportunity to rob everyone blind

-Drunk people running around, leaving their valuables in hotel rooms, etc...genius, right?

-He puts on a straw hat, a t-shirt that says "Shut Up, Liver, You're Fine," and a pair of sunglasses

-Then coolly goes from bar to bar putting knockout drugs in everyone's drinks

-At the end of the week he disappears

-Headlines pop up about a major local heist, the biggest one the city has seen in history

-Has been instructed by Chrollo to do some easy work, like pickpocketing, while the Boss does the harder stuff

-Examines himself in the mirror. He does not look like he will fit in to the beach bar scene

-He goes to the drugstore and gets some platinum blond hair bleach, figuring he can just dye it back later

-Once he's blond, he puts on a pair of swim trunks and flip flops and sets out to see who he can rip off

-A bunch of frat guys make fun of him: "Hey shrimp, nice tan, NOT. You're blinding us"

-"Give me a day or two to lay out," he replies calmly. "I just got here"

-Ten minutes later, all the frat guys realize their wallets are gone

-Chrollo also has instructed Shal to do some easy work

-Shalnark says sure, sure, no problem

-In his head, though, he's thinking, "The fuck I'm going to work, this is vacation"

-He is afraid Chrollo will see him out on the town, so he spends the bulk of his time in Hisoka's room