Y'all know what time it is? It's Easter Sunday on tap. Here's how it goes.

-Goes into the forest and finds an abandoned baby rabbit and brings it home

-Decides to put it in a little basket with a ribbon and flowers and fake Easter grass for you

-Because he is a responsible pet owner he builds it a hutch and gets the proper stuff you need to raise a rabbit

-Gets into a debate with you over why egg-shaped chocolate candy tastes better than all other kids of chocolate (Halloween, Christmas, et al)

-Ends up just admitting it all tastes good

-Eats way more candy than he should

-Blames it on you. "Why do you always buy the stuff I like? Why don't you buy like, jelly beans or something so I don't make myself sick pigging out?"

-Because he is Kurapika, he gives you a long lecture on the pagan history of Easter and various traditions around the world

-You put a malted milk ball egg in his mouth and kiss him to shut him up

-"Easter, huh. You know what that means."

-"You gonna dress up like a bunny for me?"

-You let him leer at you for a few minutes then tell him to take a cold shower

-He calls you up and says, "Wanna come over and eat some Peeps, baby?"

-Illumi is unimpressed by the holiday

-"My mom is Japanese and my dad is Jewish, do I literally look like anyone who cares about Easter?"

-Insists that you watch "The Passion of the Christ" and discusses the religious implications of the holiday, making numerous parallels to his own life

-Doesn't even know it's Easter

-You give him an Easter basket filled with candy and treats

-He says thank you and puts it aside

-"Oh it's Easter? Cool"

-"Who's throwing the brunch? I'm starving"