《hunter x hunter》How To Totally Surprise Him
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Things getting boring lately? Shake it up by giving your fave boyfriend a big surprise (or, in some cases...a big shock)!
-Throw him a party!
-Have everyone hide behind furniture and doors and stuff
-When he walks through the door, have them all yell "SURPRISE!" and throw confetti at him
-He'll be delighted, but will say "It's not my birthday"
-"Or, wait. Am I just an airhead and it IS my birthday?"
-He'll check the date on his phone...just to be sure
-Hide behind a tree at the skate park
-As he's trying some particularly tricky move, jump out at him and scream BOO
-Because he is Killua, he won't fall, he'll manage to stay on his board, but you better run like hell anyway because he's going to be PISSED OFF
-Greet him after work dressed in a latex bunny outfit
-He really won't know what to do with this and will probably laugh uncomfortably, then ask you if you, like, need assistance peeling that thing off
-Tell him you're planning on starting medical school
-Watch his face twitch as he tries to think of some judicious way to tell you that you do not have the brains to get in
-Say, "Hey Hisoka, wanna know a secret?"
-You tell him that you are a Transmuter just like him, and guess what, you actually aren't a (insert your gender here). You're actually (insert the opposite gender of what you are) but you decided to switch it up just for fun, wanna take a look?
-He knows you're lying, but says, "That's kind of hot, actually"
-Wait until he's asleep
-Sneak up on him and scream "wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!" at the top of your lungs
-He jumps about 100 feet
-Oh shoot, that really wasn't a smart idea
-Crash-course read the New Testament
-Challenge him to a discussion about it
-Out-Bible-quote him
-This will really fluster him
-Rush up behind him and throw your arms around him and give him a big squeeze
-Say, "You are so cute cute cute cute cute cute CUTE! I wuv wuv wuv wuv wuvvy wuvvy wuv WUV you!"
-He will be floored
-Tell him you've joined the Phantom Troupe because Chrollo decided it was okay to have an extra member even though nobody dropped out
-Inform him, "I tattooed my spider on my butt, want to see?"
-He will tell you immediately that you are full of shit
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