《hunter x hunter》How To Totally Surprise Him

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Things getting boring lately? Shake it up by giving your fave boyfriend a big surprise (or, in some cases...a big shock)!

-Throw him a party!

-Have everyone hide behind furniture and doors and stuff

-When he walks through the door, have them all yell "SURPRISE!" and throw confetti at him

-He'll be delighted, but will say "It's not my birthday"

-"Or, wait. Am I just an airhead and it IS my birthday?"

-He'll check the date on his phone...just to be sure

-Hide behind a tree at the skate park

-As he's trying some particularly tricky move, jump out at him and scream BOO

-Because he is Killua, he won't fall, he'll manage to stay on his board, but you better run like hell anyway because he's going to be PISSED OFF

-Greet him after work dressed in a latex bunny outfit

-He really won't know what to do with this and will probably laugh uncomfortably, then ask you if you, like, need assistance peeling that thing off

-Tell him you're planning on starting medical school

-Watch his face twitch as he tries to think of some judicious way to tell you that you do not have the brains to get in

-Say, "Hey Hisoka, wanna know a secret?"

-You tell him that you are a Transmuter just like him, and guess what, you actually aren't a (insert your gender here). You're actually (insert the opposite gender of what you are) but you decided to switch it up just for fun, wanna take a look?

-He knows you're lying, but says, "That's kind of hot, actually"

-Wait until he's asleep

-Sneak up on him and scream "wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!" at the top of your lungs

-He jumps about 100 feet

-Oh shoot, that really wasn't a smart idea

-Crash-course read the New Testament

-Challenge him to a discussion about it

-Out-Bible-quote him

-This will really fluster him

-Rush up behind him and throw your arms around him and give him a big squeeze

-Say, "You are so cute cute cute cute cute cute CUTE! I wuv wuv wuv wuv wuvvy wuvvy wuv WUV you!"

-He will be floored

-Tell him you've joined the Phantom Troupe because Chrollo decided it was okay to have an extra member even though nobody dropped out

-Inform him, "I tattooed my spider on my butt, want to see?"

-He will tell you immediately that you are full of shit

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