You're walking along in the forest, minding your own business, when you hear a bunch of giggling coming from behind a tree. You go to investigate:

-It's Gon and Killua, and they are smoking something, and giggling fit to kill

-"What is that?" you say suspiciously

-They just laugh harder

-You tackle Gon and wrestle a bag out from his jacket pocket.

-It's a huge sack of weed. "Where did you get this," you demand

-"We found it in Kite's backpack while he was out hunting," Killua chokes out

-"Oh my God," you bark. "You guys are 12 years old!"

-They burst into uproarious giggles. "NO, WE'RE FOURTEEN!" they say in unison

-"I'm telling Bisky," you say. "She's going to rack your asses!"

-"That old hag," hoots Killua. Gon falls on the ground in hysterics, gasping for air

-"Okay, fine, Killua," you say, angrily. "I'm going to tell ILLUMI, then, how about that"

-Gon looks at Killua, widens his eyes, puts a blank expression on his face, and stretches his hand out toward Killua's forehead. "Killua," he says in a robotic monotone. "Are you smoking weed. This is very bad."

-"Oh hiii, big brother," Killua simpers in return. "You're looking awfully pretty today"

-Gon replies: "I. Am going. To tell. Our father." He wiggles his fingers. "You're. In. Deep. Shit. Am I clear. Killua."

-The two burst into fresh laughter, clinging to each other.

-That's it. You march off toward Kukuroo Mountain, taking the bag of weed with you

-On your way to the Zoldyck estate you run into Pika, and tell him what just transpired

-He rubs his temples. "Oh God, this is all I need to hear. I'm having a hell of a day"

-You roll a joint. "Want a hit? Might help"

-He takes a drag. "Thanks"

-"Come by a little bit later, OK?" he calls to you, as you go on your way

-You suddenly wonder if smoking pot is, like, damaging for kids as young as Gon and Killua. What it if stunts their growth or something?

-You decide to drop in on Leorio and probe his medical expertise

-He laughs when you tell him what happened. "They're fine," he snorts. "Especially if it came from Kite. He's like, Mr. Organic. Hey, can I have some of it? Did you take the bag?"

-You pull out the joint and let him light up

-"Hang out for a bit," he says, so you sit down

-After about a half-hour he starts begging you to run to the store for potato chips, so you get up and leave

-You remember you owe Hisoka a favor or two, so you knock on his door. Maybe this will get him off your case

-"Weed?" He says, in a disgusted tone. "What is this, kindergarten?"

-He tells you he's way beyond gateway drugs, and to come back when you actually have something the two of you can have fun with

-You finally arrive at the Zoldyck mansion, and track down Illumi

-"Killua was snooping through Kite's shit and found this," you tell him. "He's high as a goddamn hot-air balloon right now with Gon, out there in the forest."

-Illumi rolls his eyes. "How predictable," he says

-"Aren't you pissed?!" you say

-"Are you going to give the pot back to Kite?" is Illumi's practical response

-"No, let him wonder where it went," you grumble, annoyed that Illumi isn't angrier. "Here, you want to smoke some? Might as well"

-Illumi looks bored. "I've never smoked weed before"

-You hand him the joint and he takes a drag

-He takes about four drags

-"Am I supposed to be feeling something?" he asks

-"Dude," you say. "Don't smoke any more of that, you've already inhaled enough to sedate a horse. And this is Kite's stuff we're talking about...it's not going to be weak"

-Silence. You look over, and Illumi is totally passed out with his mouth open. You shake him, but he doesn't budge

-You draw a mustache on his face with a sharpie, dip his hand into warm water, and blast Metallica's "Master of Puppets" at top volume and he still won't wake up

-You leave him there, figuring you've done your job

-Let him decide what to do with Killua and Gon

-After all that drama, you're burnt out and want to go party

-You decide to pay a visit to Chrollo; you haven't seen him in some time

-You find him sitting around, reading a book... he's such a turd

-"Chrollo, wanna get high?" you ask him

-He looks annoyed. "What is this, 12th grade?" he says, brushing you off

-You dance circles around him, singing "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!" over and over, until, in exasperation, he grabs the joint and takes a puff

-"There," he says. "You are so juvenile!" He returns to his book

-You wait around for a little while to see what happens.

-Pretty soon, he says to you, "Is there any ice cream in the house or anything?"

-While you're in Phantom Troupe territory, you drop in on Fei as well

-He is definitely in the Hisoka camp in terms of gateway drugs and all that, but he's never been one to pass up a toke

-You pass the dutchie with him for a little bit

-Finally, someone who gets it

-Shalnark hears you and Feitan laughing and demands to know what's going on

-Feitan hands him the joint

-He takes a drag and says "Woo. Where did this come from?"

-You tell him

-He says, "Does Kite like grow this stuff himself?"

-You tell him the story of how Gon and Killua stole it

-He breaks into hysterics. "Aw, leave the kids alone," he gasps, when he can talk