You're in charge of baby-sitting your little nephew (or niece, if that works better!) all day long while his parents are busy. He's 3 years old so it's going to be a long day! You ask your favorite boyfriend to keep you company and help out. Here's how it goes.

-Of course, Gon is a perfect "uncle" type

-He finds some of his old toys from when he was a little kid, and brings them out to play with

-When that gets old, he suggests going outside and tossing a ball around

-He also shows your nephew how to bait a fishing line and they try to catch some fish in the nearby pond

-The afternoon goes very quickly

-You finish up the day by going out to get pizza

-He has two younger siblings so this is fine for him

-He lifts your nephew up in the air and throws him around

-They both laugh and your nephew insists on it over and over again

-Luckily Killua doesn't get tired too easily

-You sneak off and get them chocolate milkshakes for a treat

-Pika says "Sure, I'll help baby-sit"

-He plans out a fun day at the zoo

-When you arrive at the zoo, he gets maps of the park and plots out a route so you can see every single animal and not skip a single exhibit

-By the time you leave, he's lugging an exhausted toddler slung over his shoulder, fast asleep

-You leave him alone with the kid for a few minutes in order to make something for lunch

-When you get back, both of them are rolling all over the floor in hysterics

-You discover Leorio taught him some bad words while reading a storybook

-You tell him you're going to kill him later

-"Are you kidding me? Baby-sitting?" he snorts

-You tell him you will (insert xojfoaijpteriojagjkldjafljowe super dirty thing) if he behaves himself and helps out

-Hisoka gives in and tells the kid all about the properties of Bungee Gum for a couple hours

-"Oh for Christ's sake," Illumi groans

-He has four younger siblings

-He knows how to do this, he's just sick of dealing with kids kids kids kids all his life

-He suggests putting your nephew up in Alluka's playroom

-When you look horrified, he says "What? There's tons of toys in there"

-He somehow gets access to an entire movie theater, everyone cleared out of it

-Says you all can watch as many screenings of whatever films you want, and the snack bar is fair game too

-"How did you manage this?" you ask him

-He lifts an eyebrow

-Feitan is horrified at the idea of baby-sitting

-He seriously has no idea what to do

-He had, like, zero childhood himself

-Out of curiosity, you leave your nephew with him for a little while to see what happens

-When you return, your nephew is sitting on his lap, wearing his mask, and waving around a knife, laughing

-Feitan looks embarrassed. "I didn't know what to do," he reiterates

-He hands over his phone to your nephew

-Says "Have at it kid, I have every app you can imagine on there!"

-Your nephew happily goes to town punching away on the phone

-Shal says to you in a whisper, "Wanna go make out for a few mins?"