Insomnia hits, and he can't get back to sleep. After counting sheep for a bit, he decides he's kind of hungry...

-Tiptoes into the kitchen so he doesn't wake anyone up

-Decides to make some toast with peanut butter

-Accidentally burns himself taking it out of the toaster, and yells YEOWCH reflexively

-You run into the kitchen in a panic

-He laughs and hands you a piece

-He read somewhere that warm milk helps make you sleepy

-The idea of warm milk sounds gross to him though

-Hmm. What about chocolate milk, though?

-He puts some chocolate syrup in milk and heats it in the microwave

-It tastes weird

-You come into the kitchen, see what he's doing, and show him that you have a box of instant hot chocolate packets just sitting in the pantry

-He resists getting a snack because he thinks eating late at night is not so great for you

-His stomach is rumbling though, so he gives in and decides to make some popcorn

-While he's waiting for it to pop, he turns on the TV and gets sucked into watching something interesting

-You find him, hours later, eating popcorn, bleary-eyed in front of the screen

-"I guess that was a bad idea," he yawns

-When Leorio wakes up hungry, he gets it in his mind that he wants a certain kind of food and he can't sleep until he has it

-This time, he wants a particular kind of fast food burger

-He's too tired to go through all the effort of getting dressed and driving through for it, though, so he forces himself to close his eyes again

-"Don't think of it, don't think of it, don't think of it," he keeps telling himself

-Visions of hamburger buns and pickles swim around his head

-He finally yells, "FINE!" and gets up, waking you up in the process

-When you stare at him, confused, he says "Wanna go get a burger with me?"

-He wants you for his midnight snack, darling

-Take off your panties!

-Illumi wakes up hungry, and like Leorio, he's too tired to get up and do anything about it

-Unlike Leorio however, he has a good solution

-He wakes YOU up with a few shakes

-You wake up, groggily, and are like, "What?"

-He asks you to make him a sandwich

-You're pissed

-He gives you one of his rare big smiles. Pleeeeease?

-Augh, okay, he's lucky he's cute

-When you get back with the sandwich...he's fallen asleep again

-He's really lucky he's cute

-You decide to eat the sandwich yourself

-Of course, he instantly wakes up as soon as you start eating it

-Chrollo has too much on his mind and wakes up feeling stressed

-He gets up and paces around trying to tucker himself out again, but his stomach is growling

-"Did I eat dinner?" he asks himself

-He realizes he actually didn't; no wonder he's starving

-You wake up and find him clattering around in the kitchen cooking himself a full-on fancy meal

-"I only made enough for myself," he tells you, but winks while he says it

-Out of all of them, Feitan is the most reasonable

-When he wakes up wanting a snack, he is matter-of-fact about the whole thing

-He doesn't bother you, wake anyone else up, burn himself on the toaster, demand you take off your undies, or contemplate hamburgers

-He just gets up and makes something to eat

-In this particular case he made himself a cup of soup, which he sipped quietly, and then returned to bed silently when he was done

-He did forget to wash out his cup, though

-He's too lazy to make anything

-He just rips open a bag of chips

-He settles down with the chips and scrolls through his phone as he munches on them

-In the morning you find salsa all over the carpet and give him a lecture

-"It was dark!" he whines