Back to some more wholesome material.

-You tell him you want to get a puppy and he is BEYOND EXCITED

-He loves animals as you know

-He suggests visiting all the animal shelters to find the perfect pup

-The most adorable little mutt comes running up to Gon and it's true love and you bring him home

-Gon takes care of everything, feeding, training, teaching it to go outside

-Grumbles about this

-Says "Why don't you just borrow Mike?"

-He's such a Zoldyck

-You end up finding a cute little fluffy guy and it sleeps next to Killua at night and he ends up loving it

-Thinks a puppy is a nice idea

-Warns you that you will be the one to do most of the caretaking, though, since he's so busy

-He actually ends up taking over nighttime duty walking the puppy around the block to go potty and kind of enjoys it

-"A PUPPY?" he yells

-"Who's going to take care of the beast?"

-You ignore him and bring home a dog you adopted from a rescue group

-Leorio, against his will, falls in love and pampers the heck out of the dumb dog

-Gives the dog half his dinner every night and dresses it up in little dog clothes

-Isn't into animals really

-Doesn't have a soft spot for such things

-He'll ignore the dog except if it has an accident inside the house, then he'll be pissed off

-Grumbles about this

-Says "Why don't you just borrow Mike?"

-He's such a Zoldyck

-Doesn't really care if you get a dog; he will pat it on the head, and all that

-Says "I'm gone all the time, I can't help you take care of a dog, but if you want it, fine"

-You decide to buy a purebred exotic breed, like an Afghan hound or something, because it seems to go with his aesthetic

-When he's home, he does enjoy relaxing with a book and the dog resting at his feet

-You've been taking up sketching lately and you like drawing him sitting with the dog, it's a nice tableau

-Snorts

-Says "Get an attack dog, maybe I can use it for work"

-You end up getting a teacup poodle/yorkie-ish thing and you force Feitan to carry it around in his cloak when you go out

-He's into the idea of a dog

-Says that you should leave the choosing of the dog up to him, he'll pick the perfect pet for you two

-He comes home with an incorrigible, untrained monster

-"But he's so cute!" he protests