Feeling frisky? He's not tonight. If you come on to him, this is how he will deflect your advances. (Leaving the kids out, as usual.)

-Will give you a little kiss to acknowledge your efforts

-Then will launch into a detailed and highly boring description of some random thing he's researching at work and how he can't quite pin down exactly what he needs to finish the project and what do you think he should do and maybe he should wait no maybe he shouldn't what do you think sheesh this project is taking forever and he can't wait until it's wrapped up in the meantime let's go back to that thing he first mentioned anyway he was online for literally five hours trying to dig up any info on it and

-You're asleep after about 15 minutes of this

-Goes into caveman mode to cool you down

-Scratches his armpits, belches loudly, lets out a fart, says he's starving and what's in the fridge

-This scenario does not apply to Hisoka

-Mr. Schwingset is always in the mood. You're the one beating him off you with a broom

-You are in the mood big time

-You rub up against Illumi and lift up his hair and start kissing his neck

-He stands up and leaves the room

-Says, "Sorry kittycat, I have a raging headache"

-Promises to do (insert whatever it is you like Chrollo to do to you in bed) for as long as you like, another night

-Feitan usually doesn't say no. He tries to force himself into the mood, because in his experience it almost always turns out good once he gets over the hump

-If he really can't rise to the occasion, he will switch over to conversing exclusively and somewhat curtly in his language, which effectively throws a bucket of cold water over the proceedings

-Tolerates you making moves on him for a bit

-Finally says "Not into it tonight, babe, okay?"

-If you persist, he'll get irritated and give you a little swat