《hunter x hunter》A Photo Of Illumi...
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The HXH clan are all sitting around going through old footage and photos and they happen to come across this pic:
WHAT IS ILLUMI WEARING?
Is that a SKIRT?
-(Falls on the floor rolling around uncontrollably laughing) I guess men's fashion back in 1999 was kind of different, huh?
-And this is the one who insists on misgendering Alluka
-Don't laugh, guys, maybe this is some sort of cultural thing?
-I will never understand how these Zoldyck kids have a dad who looks like Silva and most of them still prance around in women's clothes
-(Studies photo closely) Hmm, I look good in this shot
-It's not a skirt. It's loose-fitting shorts
-Shut up!
-Morons.
-Fine, you all are just jealous that I could still get more pussy than any of you, even in a skirt
-(Hisoka: "And cock, darling! Don't limit yourself")
-Simmer down, everyone, the Phantom Troupe is an equal opportunity, non-discriminatory employer
-Illumi, you're acting like a girl with a big crush!
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Fantasy World Epsilon 30-10
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On the Road to Elspar (Book 1)
The year is 1329. The Huntress' War has entered its tenth year, inflaming competing nationalisms and pitting the Confederacy of Caldrein against one of the continent's superpowers, the Tenereian Union. Desperately outnumbered, the Confederacy has relied on the prowess of its famed Caldran mercenaries, with highly-trained and experienced warbands returning from foreign conflicts to the defense of their homeland, and it is on their backs that Caldrein has successfully mounted a valiant defense for a decade. But they are losing, and day by day, with all the grace of a sledgehammer, the vast Tenereian armies take one more bit of Caldran territory, one footstep at a time. Sixteen-year-old Neianne from the village of Caelon has submitted herself to Faulkren Academy, one of the centuries-old institutions established to train the next generation of Caldrein's elite soldiers of fortune, to learn the ways of wars for three years before embarking upon the defense of her country. Her dryad family once hailed from reclusive woodland communes isolated from Caldrein's complicated mainstream society, and her upbringing leaves the shy village girl unprepared to suddenly train alongside other apprentices from backgrounds as low as the dirty slums of Caldrein's cities and as high as the halls of aristocratic power. Yet the war is eroding the norms and traditions that the Caldran people have long considered part of their national mythos, and the tensions within the confederacy that have long simmered under the surface - race, class, community, identity - are slowly but surely dividing its people, and Neianne must grow and discover who she really is, even as the war that she is steadfastly training for comes to its inexorable end... On the Road to Elspar is a fantasy quest - a work of interactive fiction wherein readers get to vote on what happens next at critical junctures - that is the first entry in a story that follows Neianne of Caelon, which first began on July 20, 2016. Originally a three-part in medias res prologue to a larger story titled On the Elsparian Road, it was eventually decided that this section - which covers Neianne's three years at Faulkren Academy - become its own independent story due to length, structural, and accessibility reasons. Despite this being a reader interactive work of fiction, due to logistical and verification concerns, voting will only be counted on its thread on the forum Sufficient Velocity, where this story originally began. As such, the content here on Royal Road serves as a story-only archive. You are, of course, entirely welcome to enjoy On the Road to Elspar as a conventional work of fiction, just as you are welcome to comment, discuss, and provide critique. But if you would like to participate in the voting, then I would be honored to welcome you on Sufficient Velocity. To facilitate accessibility and to ensure the best reading experience, this story-only version of On the Road to Elspar will be updated at a periodic pace, even though further content exists, so as to not overwhelm new readers on Royal Road. If you enjoy this story, wish to binge it, and/or want to participate in voting immediately, you may of course read all additional content via the link provided above. This paragraph will be removed once the content on Royal Road catches up with what has already been posted in its original thread. Cover artwork by DreamSyndd.
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Ya know training to become a Celestial supreme is hard work. But Most of all its BORING. So I decided to visit a realm where humans reside. You know its kinda entertaining. Well.. at least till they captured me!
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Falling In Love with a Bad Boy !
Annabeth was the epitome of perfect. Raised by a controlling mom who believed that looks defined everything she was suffocating on the inside. Moving to a new city and school definitely did not help and meeting a certain bad boy who brought out the worst in her was not in her plan.Ryder lived life by his own rules, and Annabeth was definitely not his type. But there was something about her that kept drawing him in. Will he bring out the real Annabeth and save her, or will she rescue him from his bad boy ways.
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