You just KNOW he'd never betray you, and only has eyes for you. Right? Right...? Well....

-Gon carelessly leaves his phone lying around and you see there's a voice mail message flashing

-You see it's from his Aunt Mito

-You ordinarily would not listen to Gon's messages, but you were expecting to see Mito this weekend, so you think she is calling about that

-So you go ahead and hit "play" to hear what she has in mind. Maybe she's calling to say what time the two of you should come over

-She says, "Gon, that nice lady I introduced you to is coming to visit and I'd like you to take her around Whale Island this weekend. I'll keep Y/N busy while you do it. Okay honey?"

-You turn red and scream, "He's dating a COUGAR?!"

-Kil has been notably absent lately

-He says he's been practicing at the skate park

-You aren't a good skateboarder so you've been letting him go do that by himself

-Or so you thought by himself? Suddenly you get suspicious

-You walk over to the skate park and kind of surreptitiously look around for him

-There he is! AND...he's talking to someone...they look like they're standing a little too close to each other

-He puts his arm around them

-OMG you are going to kill Killua

-Now, this is the guy you'd never expect, like NEVER expect, to cheat on you

-But one night you decide to surprise him at work

-He's been putting in really long hours lately

-As you approach the high-rise where he works, you see him standing at the window of his office

-There's someone with him!

-You freeze and hide behind a tree, but keep looking at the window

-The two figures, one of them UNMISTAKABLY Kurapika (you can tell because his eyes are glowing red through the window) are embracing

-You break down in sobs

-You thought his eyes only got red (with emotion, not anger) for YOU

-"Working another night shift at the hospital? Again?" you say in disbelief

-"Yeah, it's a drag," Leorio says cheerfully, downing a big cup of coffee

-"They sure do work you interns hard," you say, a bit doubtfully

-"Right," he agrees, and leaves

-Something is fishy here.

-You decide to see what's up

-You feign sickness and check yourself into urgent care, saying that you are worried you might have COVID

-While you wait for a doctor to see you, you sneak out of the exam room and start snooping around

-AHA! You catch Leorio in another exam room making out with a nurse

-A doctor bursts in and says "Ma'am! Are you crazy? We have strict COVID-19 protocol here and you need to be in your exam room with a mask! NOW!"

-He looks at Leorio and says, "And Dr. Paradinight! Where is YOUR mask? I am shocked, frankly shocked, at your irresponsibility. I am putting you on suspension!"

-You never expected Hisoka in any way, shape, or form to be faithful to you

-And he ain't

-Long story short!

-Illumi is a kind of phlegmatic type and you have never worried much about him fooling around behind your back

-We can't ignore the fact, however, that he is six feet one, in perfect shape, androgynously beautiful, and has lush black hair down to his waist

-Someone has to be sniffing after his rear end, if not a whole parade of horny lovesick fools

-Also, lately, you've just been feeling like something is off

-You decide to take a walk to the park to shake off your negative Spidey Sense

-While there, oh gee look, it's Illumi

-He's sitting under a tree...with someone

-They appear to be in deep conversation

-The person reaches out and smooths back that little lock of hair that sticks out over his forehead

-OH HAIIIIIIL NO BITCH, IT'S ON!!!!!!

-Chrollo has this disconcerting habit of taking off for weeks and not telling you where he is "for security purposes"

-You always accepted this without question, this is Chrollo, we all know what he does for a living

-However, one night when he is off on one of his missions, you get a weird feeling

-You remember that he left a tablet at your place, and that you'd just put it aside meaning to give it to him the next time you saw him

-You decide to snoop

-After guessing at and trying a few passwords you crack into the tablet (the correct PW is "stolenspecialties")

-You click on his social media and discover there is a wealth of DMs to sort through

-Holy shit, he's got at least 10 girlfriends, all in different cities

-After crying for two hours straight, you decide to give Hisoka a call

-You REALLY don't think Feitan would cheat

-You're surprised he's dating you in the first place, he always alludes that he does not have time for such nonsense

-You get a strange text from him one day

-It appears to not be for you; looks like he accidentally replied to you instead of the person it was meant for

-The text says "Cool. I'll be at (address) around 11pm Saturday. Need me to bring anything?"

-Hmmmm

-Of course, you decide to show up at the address at 11 that night too

-OMG, it's a total swinger/sex party and everything is taking place in a room designed like a dungeon

-Feitan is totally right in the middle of things

-You had no idea he was into this kind of shit!

-You are baffled as to how to handle this situation

-You go home and decide to sleep on it for a few nights as this is way out of your wheelhouse

-Of course sweet Shalnark wouldn't cheat on you

-And he doesn't!

-But...okay...he's human after all

-He always had fantasies about Shizuku in her underwear after she fought and killed Pike

-One night the two of them are working late and...things sort of get out of control

-When you find out about it, you are so mad you threaten to feed him to Silva Zoldyck for breakfast