Your favorite boy has been hanging out on Wattpad and he found this book called HunterXHunter Boyfriend Scenarios! He reads them all, and he thinks this:

-"Geez. Am I really that big of a goody-goody? I sound like a dweeb"

-"I don't get enough time on these scenarios and I sound morose. I'm not the emo one, Feitan is supposed to be that. Why does my stupid brother get such long sections?"

-(Bursts into a yell and the anger symbol pops out on his head)

-(Reads all of these chapters silently) "Well, okay, I have to admit it all sounds pretty accurate"

-"I like this, it sounds like I'm getting laid a lot! Or at least going to a lot of cool restaurants and parties!"

-"Oye, oye, always playing me up for effect, right? We all know this book would dead boring without me"

-"I am NOT that obsessed with my hair." (Looks around, runs to the bathroom to hide his hair products.)

-"I also am not that obsessed with what my parents think!"

-(Reads a few more chapters) "God, I sound like such a turd!"

-"The writing could be finessed a bit, but I'm in agreement with all of it. Except I don't mansplain anything. And my feet never smell"

-"I freely admit however that I am otherwise 100% as sexy as these chapters make me out to be"

-"When did I ever ask for bananas and avocados?"

-(Lets out an exasperated string of curses in his weird language)

-(Is embarrassed because he thinks everyone now knows about his insecurities being an adorable mop-headed blond with huge eyes who is too cute for words in the midst of a troupe full of evil murderers who all look way more dangerous than him)