-You take him to a college football (major rivalry) game

-He excitedly asks which side to root for, and makes sure he has all the team gear

-Screams himself hoarse at every touchdown

-Luckily you're sitting on the correct side of the stadium, or the opposing fans would probably dump a beer on his head

-Yells "What the fuck, asshole?" at a bad ref call

-You give him a look, and he smiles sheepishly

-You pick basketball for him

-He wears a team jersey and matching high-tops, and is impressed by the celebrities in the good seats

-Doesn't seem too impressed or excited for most of the game but watches it carefully

-It gets hairy at the end and he finally can't help himself

-He jumps up and cheers

-You figure a nice relaxing baseball game in the warm weather would be great for him

-You buy him a baseball cap which he wears happily (the sun is pretty strong)

-You're up in the higher seats, so there's a few empty chairs around you

-He puts up his feet on the seat in front of him, leans back, orders two beers and a bag of peanuts from the vendor

-He sighs contentedly and settles down to watch the game

-He nearly gets beaned by a foul ball

-Peanuts and beer fly everywhere

-Poor Kurapika!

-You take him to the US Open and warn him he needs to be chill

-He retorts sarcastically, "I understand that tennis is a gentleman's sport"

-Of course, he can't help sputtering and cursing when his favorite player messes up

-You escort him out of there fast before you get kicked out

-You think long and hard about it and decide soccer is best for Hisoka because it has an inordinate amount of hot-looking international men for him to stare at

-To your surprise, Hisoka dresses down in a t-shirt and shorts, wears his hair down, and doesn't paint anything on his face

-It's all a ploy so he can blend in with the crowd...all the better to stare pervish-ly at the players and lick his lips

-"Did you ever realize 'gooooooalllll' rhymes with 'hole'?" he whispers to you

-You'd love nothing more to bring Illumi to a loud obnoxious event like the Super Bowl and see if he might, by some miracle, get pumped up...but you know better

-You end up taking him to the PGA Championship

-This is perfect for him; he watches it all in total silence like a good spectator

-He is dressed impeccably in khakis, a polo, and a visor, with his hair tied back...all of which surprisingly suit him admirably

-As you leave, he remarks, "Maybe I should take up golf, seems relaxing"

-You can definitely take Chrollo to an obnoxious event like the Super Bowl; knowing him he'd love being at the biggest US sporting event of the year

-You proudly tell him that you managed to score tickets

-He looks at the tickets, sees they are general seating, appears unimpressed, and says, "Let me take care of this," flicking the tickets into the trash

-You scream, "Chrollo! Those cost a ton of money!"

-He laughs

-On the big day he picks you up in a limo

-He somehow got a skybox at the stadium, and it's fully catered with gourmet food, liquor, and an assortment of A-list celebs meandering around

-Obviously, Feitan will love the NHL

-All that blood and gore, and hockey pucks slamming into player's mouths, and skate blades ripping up their shins, et al

-He does like it, but is determined to remain cool and doesn't cheer or yell or anything like that

-When a fight breaks out on the ice, however, he does jump up and make a sort of a squeak

-He realized what he did, and immediately goes back to studying the game program

-You just know Shalnark will love NASCAR!

-It was kind of a tossup between that and horse racing, but you decided you better not get him into gambling and betting, at least not off the bat

-You take him to the track and he loves everything about it

-He's really excited when one car totally overshoots and slams into a wall

-"Aw, shit, they actually are alive?!" he blurts, when the emergency team gets the driver out successfully