《hunter x hunter》St. Patrick's Day!
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Well, we had the boys celebrating Valentine's Day last month, so in honor of the upcoming holiday this month...
-Come on...
-All he has to do is get dressed like usual
-9/10ths of his wardrobe is green
-Puts green food coloring in all the toilet bowls for a prank
-Tells you that a leprechaun peed in them
-He thinks this is really funny and can't stop giggling all day long even after you flush everything down
-Wakes up early
-Walks down to the bakery
-Surprises you with a green-frosted doughnut and a cup of coffee for breakfast
-Asks if you'll dress up in a naughty leprechaun outfit for him
-You say "Do they even, like, have naughty leprechaun outfits?"
-He sulks and says the real March holiday was his birthday earlier in the month
-Texts you: "I hope you aren't wearing green"
-You reply: "Why?"
-"Because I want to pinch you"
-You tell him to cool down and go eat a bowl of Lucky Charms
-He responds: "I'm already magically delicious, darling"
-Another one like Gon who doesn't have to try too hard with the wardrobe
-However, today of all days, he decides to wear a white shirt and gray pants
-So you force him to wear a button that says "Kiss me, I'm Irish"
-He does not see the humor in this and keeps saying "I'm not Irish"
-He comes home and beckons to you with a big smile
-You go over to him and he hands you something
-It's a perfect four-leaf clover he found outside
-He offers to show you how to preserve it between the pages of a book
-You and Fei go to the local pub where they are having 2-for-1 green beers
-He gets a little soused and starts trying to say various Irish phrases
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-His Gaelic is even worse than his English
-He shifts gears and says he's considering converting to Catholicism and that he thinks he'd make a really good priest
-Shal is at the pub too, you guys run into him
-He's also had his share of green beer
-Illumi gave him the "Kiss Me" button to wear
-Says to Feitan, "You can't be a priest, dumbass, do you know how many people you've butchered?"
-When Fei protests, he says, "Oh sure, sure, call up the Pope and get a dispensation from Rome"
-He tells the bartender no more green beer, he's switching to Guinness
-You warn him he's going to be hurting the next day
-He puts his arm around you and says "Well, aren't you my little pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?"
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